Cody Glass, former first round pick, was struggling this season. 4 goals, 11 apples. Not what you wanna see from a first rounder.

However, in his FIRST GAME in a Devils sweater, he nets a beaut and plays a fantastic game.

Why?

Because of DEVILS LEGEND Brendan “Where the fuck am I?” Smith.

Look at his gloves. Look at those radiant red rocket pods, man. Whose name is etched firmly into the side?

Brendan “press box” Smith.

Smitty, despite him being him, secretly left his mark on this organization well past his tenure as a press box princess. And for that, I apologize profusely for every thing bad I’ve ever said about it.

Do it for Brendan, boys. Do it for Brendan.

7 comments

  1. btw ngl Brendan Smith leaving brought down the Handsome Factor (TM) of this team. Fitz knew what he was doing snagging Cody “babyface” Glass. With all the Lil Jizzy fanfic book girlies are writing now a days, he knew he needed to add another pretty face.

    Great work like always, Fitzy

  2. I think it just comes from having the last name glass. First there was leading playoff goal scorer Tanner Glass, and now Cody taking over the reigns

  4. I’ll never forget Brendan was the first guy to stick up for his teammates last year especially with that POS Rempke head hunting.

  6. “press box princess”!?

    Brendan Smith was a warrior for this team, show some respect

    …also he had really nice hands on that one goal lol must’ve been the gloves 🤣

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