NFL Coaches Share POSITIVE Takes on Key Jets Names!
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this show I’m giving away a Justin Fields jersey so gift a channel membership to be eligible shout out to everyone who continues to tune in to Jets content in June we actually had some kicker news we hit on during the first show and today we’ll talk about some new quotes from some coaches around the NFL that are praising the New York Jets but for the first time since he was involved in a very serious car crash we welcome back to the show Dylan Tamman dylan glad that you are doing well i hope that you continue to recover and I appreciate you always making time for us man how are you yeah absolutely man i am so glad to be out of this chaotic last three weeks that it’s been with the strep throat and then the car accident i couldn’t even watch the Nick Shine show on Sunday night because I was laughing too hard in bed so I had to turn it off because it was hurting my ribs so I appreciate I appreciate everybody who’s extended a like a recovery message any type of uh you know recovery message that I’ve gotten from everybody i mean you guys are incredible uh feeling a lot better it still hurts a little bit but I’m back to work so uh if I’m back to work I can be back to this so happy to be back well it’s good to get you back and uh look no promises you won’t laugh a lot during the show i mean the Asmaniacs are out of control at times yeah the longer I stay on I’m sure the more it’s going to hurt with the laugh but that’s to be expected of course no no doubt all right so you know you did a whole video talking about the Jets kicker situation and it’s funny because I know in that video you said “Well Andrew Carlson probably still has the leg up because he’s got some experience.” Well uh the Jets said “Hey Dylan you’re wrong see you later Anders Carlson he was released so now you have Kate Davis verse the thicker kicker as the Jets kicker battle first things first your thoughts on the thicker kicker and then just in general the Jet kicking situation entering training camp yeah it just goes to show how much I don’t know about this team of course but uh that was just my assumption yesterday of course and I’m not going to make a second back-to-back video in the middle of June about these kickers so one way or the other we’re going to have a new face uh kicking the ball for us hopefully a lot more than we were last year especially with Greg the leg going what nine for 15 so you get the thicker kicker in there i mean shades of Sebastian Janikowski like if he goes out holding like a PBR smoking a Newport or something to kick his first field goal I wouldn’t be surprised just due to his sheer size like I had somebody comment like he was at the goat house at Blue Mountain State like all the funny stuff that comes along with it but he seems like he’s a legit kicker like I know he’s got a big a big gut but if he’s got a big leg to back it up I’m cool with it so 61 yard against K State in 2023 it was a SEC record so clearly there’s there’s something to like there obviously they wouldn’t make this move and cut their most veteran kicker if they didn’t have you know some kind of plan about what they’re going to do obviously if we get into camp and and this guy and Davis aren’t doing well you’re probably going to have to keep you know turning over stones to find the new kicker but it seems like they have a a plan hopefully with one of these two guys being the being the new kicker and I mean special teams is important i don’t know how important it’s going to be to this new regime in year one but you have to start somewhere and I think getting Greg out obviously Morstead we can you know debate about but getting a new kicker was the first step in turning this special teams unit around for sure i am just concerned that both the kicker and the punter could end up potentially being two guys that have never done it in regular season games that does concern me a little bit i know they’re not all in to win this year and all that but if we want the scene to be better than we think special teams can be the difference in games and if we have a rookie kicker rookie punter that does concern me especially early on in the season 100% and I think the rookie punter to me is more um of a concern obviously kicker is important if you’re you know missing long field goals or even you know 43 yard field goals like like Greg seemed like he was doing last year it’s not going to be good but the punter to me specifically is is important because if you’re in a backed up situation on offense and you can’t get a a first down and you need to flip the field I don’t know if Kai Kroger has the the leg to get there his hang time in college was like sub four seconds which I don’t think is great for NFL metrics so you want to be able to you know get your offense out of a situation and put your defense back on the field at least in a favorable position with with punter so I would say punter to me is more of the concern we’ve seen these kicker battles like why the hell did we get rid of um the guy who went to Seattle that I’m blanking on his name now there you go yeah ever since then it’s like we’ve seen the kicker rotation but punter to me I think is honestly more important and I know kicker scores points but when you got to flip the field when your offense gets stopped at their own sixyd line and you’re punting out of the back of your own end zone you need a guy that’s going to one get it out quick and he’s going to get it out high enough to get the coverage down there and flip the field and hopefully they’re starting on the the 40 instead of the 40 on our side of the field so it’s it’s definitely a concern um obviously it remains to be seen once the season starts you’ll know just how much of a detriment or potential benefit the special teams is going to be but it’s not like a huge you know concern it’s not going to derail the season in my opinion if if uh Memphis can’t hit a 55 yard in crunch time so I’m going to need you to put on your scouts hat here Dylan because Tyler wrote in the kicker is thicker than Beast is the thicker kicker is he thicker than Beast Breaker 666 242 lbs is his listed weight i’m going to go out on a limb and say by a couple pounds and I’m using that very liberally a couple pounds Beast is a bit thicker i’m going to say Beast weighs north of 250 here’s one more clip of Beast just to give you another uh angle on film to break down those are some fire hydrant type arms i don’t know like I I do think Beast is a little bit thicker um maybe there’s maybe there’s a goal line package for this kicker in the future too who knows i saw a great comment here from JD he goes “We’ll be a fourth down a two-point conversion team by week four.” Yeah the special teams are brutal no punting we’re going for it Madden style on fourth down every time and we’re going for two that’s it hey the Lions did that in many situations where I didn’t expect them to last year it was like “Oh this is a very simple fourth and two they’re probably going to punt it and they’re on their own 35 yard line and they come out and they do it or or they’re they’re up by like two scores and they go for two because analytically the numbers say go for two and make it harder.” So I mean I’m I’m cool with it i like uh I like the uh no holds barred style where you’re not really kicking the ball you’re just throwing it around the yard handing it off to Bree hopefully so not too shabby all right if you’re tuned in live you might have missed the announcement right at the start of the show justin Fields jersey i’m giving this away at the end of the show so gift a channel membership to enter in our Justin Fields jersey raffle if you gift five memberships or more I will double it whoever is the first listener to do so shout out to Marvelous and the great black gypsy they are in the Fields jersey raffle after they each gifted a channel membership i was reading a story that Field Yates put together on ESPN.com where he spoke with scouts executives coaches all across the league and asked them for their thoughts on some of the moves that were made uh throughout the NFL off season and the Jets were mentioned in this story a couple times i’ll pull up the first quote here this is from a NFL offensive or defensive coordinator the story didn’t specify which coordinator it actually I guess could be special teams coordinator as well but the quote in the ESPN.com story was a defensive head coach is going to run the ball with Hall and a dangerous weapon to complement the offense and fields ag will help the defense be even better too this was in response to what was one of the best coaching hires and a lot of people talked about Rael a lot of people talked about Ben Johnson but this coordinator was talking about AG so Dylan is this a fair evaluation on what we should hopefully expect Aaron Glenn to be able to do for the Jets yeah 1,000% this is going to be the guy that you have to lean on i mean yes we all hope and pray that Fields can turn it around be Darnold beat Gino Smith even Baker Mayfield but we need Bree Hall to be Bruce Hall the type of running back that like against Denver in his first two years he just hit the hole and nobody could stop him the safety could take the best angle at him and it didn’t matter bruce Hall was either going to run faster than him or bounce off him and take it for 70 yards so I I I think this quote I mean if you’re a defensive coach and you’re looking at the makeup of this team you have to be reliant on the run game we’ve said it a couple times they’re probably going to lead the league maybe top three top five at worst in rushing attempts as a team and and I wanted to quote one of Glenn’s tweets he said ‘Among all NFL running backs with at least 25 carries of 10 plus yards only one running back had fewer attempts than Bree Hall and it was JK Dobbins so Bree Hall was very you know I I guess efficiently explosive when you consider he only had 209 carries but he had 25 that went 10 or more yards so Bree was still explosive for not being the Bree that we’re accustomed to seeing in 2022 and 2023 but there’s no reason for me to think that if he’s fully healthy he can’t get back to that form and I know the the whole running back by committee they’re going to use Brillin Allen and Isaiah Davis but I I really think Bree is going to command like 70 75% of these running back carries and he’s going to be the make or break probably the X factor on offense obviously Garrett Wilson and his chemistry with Fields is important but dude Bree Hall is the X-factor on this offense if you ask me it almost feels like Bree Hall has become underrated because a year ago he was the first pick in some fantasy drafts we were all giddy about him i know I was and he had a bad year he even said that when he spoke to the media last week before they broke for summer i think the way we now have talked about Bree and some of the trade stuff out there I think he’s almost underrated now where I could see Bree Hall bouncing back and being a lot closer to the guy we saw coming off the ACL injury in 2023 where he was second in the NFL behind McAffrey among running backs in yards from scrimmage i could see Bruce Hall contract year offensive line being on paper the best the Jets have had in a decade a scheme that’s built to run the ball i think he could have a really big year if he stays healthy it wouldn’t shock me at all if Bree Hall is the team MVP when it’s all said and done yeah from a from a production standpoint I would totally agree and maybe 1700 to 2,000 all-purpose yards doesn’t seem all that unlikely there are so many scenarios that this team could put Bree in even in the passing game where he’s first or second in the progression and they can utilize him we we saw what happened week two against Tennessee and then Rogers never really went back to that well he never like said “Hey Bree you’re my number one option on this play unless it was like you know you know the mesh concept where you have two crossers and the running back runs a wheel out of the back field.” And they ran that a couple times but it was very unsuccessful to Bree Hall specifically so if this offensive coaching staff and we assume that they are going to do this put Wilson and Hall in the best positions to win I think 1700 all-purpose yards for Briefs would be like very doable and 20,000 is is totally in the realm of possibility considering he might be the second leading receiver on this team i don’t think it’s going to be Reynolds i don’t think it’s going to be Mason Taylor i think it’s going to be Bruce Hall after Garrett Wilson as that number two wide receiver that everybody wants so yeah I I would lean on Bree as much as I can the whole back field but Bree definitely needs to command 70% of that and I’m tired of this trade [ __ ] who if the Jets start bad we’ll find out in October right we can’t say here in June that Bree is a target to be traded we literally just heard the coach and him say they’re they’re not going to trade him maybe if they’re one and seven at the buy at the trade deadline you could consider it but like how are we already there like I I don’t I feel like this team’s going to be competitive to the point where they want to hold on to their chips maybe not add a guy maybe not you know get rid of guys like Bree Hall but they’re probably going to be in the middle of the pack come the trade deadline and they’re going to be like three and four and they’re going to be like “No we want to see what we have.” I think Bree is here this year you can franchise tag him so I I hope he’s the the bellcow for the next at least two or three seasons and I like the way that he has handled the challenge from the coaching staff of hey like you got to earn the right to be the guy i I think Bree really did a good job i think adding some strength to his body as well here was Bree when he spoke last week being asked about the fact that for the first time since he’s been a Jet he’s not automatically the 20 to 25 times per game Bellcow running back only you got here or pretty close to it you’ve always been like the guy in the back field now Aaron Glenn is talking about using all three running backs so how do how do you react to that it might not mean as many carries this year as other guys are getting chances how do you feel about that yeah um I’m not obligated to anything you know um you know I’m around you know new GM new coaches a lot of new faces so for me um I got to go prove that I am the guy you know that’s every day um you know like I feel like my skill set um I’m I’m a three down back and second to none to a lot of backs in the in the league so um like we have a great running back room a lot of healthy competition but for my mentality is every day I’m going to prove that you know I am the the best back on this roster one of the best backs in the league so um you know I have a quote on my phone that says “If not me then who?” I look at it every morning and that’s like my internal motivation because I’m very selfm motivated so um yeah that’s that love that love that let’s go Bree go out there and have a big time season and guess what if it’s not the Jets paying him someone will pay him but it could very well be the Jets paying him because you already mentioned it they had the franchise tag in their back pocket worst worst case scenario yeah absolutely and couple things from that that clip one Bree looks absolutely yolked which I feel like is a theme of this team like you see all the second and third year guys taking that physical step and getting bigger will McDonald Sauce Gardner now Bree um I love that he said he’s not obligated or entitled to anything and he’s got to go out and earn every bit of it that’s just further motivation to me that like I mean between him Garrett and Sauce these guys are saying all the right things where Woody should just open the checkbook and pay these guys obviously Bree is a different situation because of his position that he plays and the you know the the wear and tear we’ll call it that the running back position gets but I would love to see these guys on the team for the next half decade bree I mean ever since he’s he’s come to the team I mean he’s came to this team with braces in his mouth like he’s been such a young cat and like he’s done so well every single year obviously last year was a down year but there’s nothing to me that says I’m down on Bree Hall or I want to get rid of Bree Hall in any capacity no I want to do the opposite i want to keep him here two more seasons franchise tag him twice if you really have to like make it ugly but make it you know he’s going to earn it i feel like he’s going to earn every little bit that that he gets never forget which person that covers the New York Jets ask Barice Hall after he was drafted his first ever question by someone who covers the Jets that’d be me because I was in Vegas for that draft and it was one of the few press conferences I was able to attend and I got to ask Baris a question so I beat all the beat to do it in person so how about that uh shout out to Michael Duramo he’s the first to get the five spot of channel membership on the show michael we’re doubling it you’re in our Justin Fields jersey raffle at the end of the show for 10 thank you very much for your support mark Pyoli Joseph Webb Edgy 400 Ryan Paris and Anthony G all receiving a channel membership there phantom Green and White we got you down in the raffle for one as well so we played you that Bree clip right allan writes in “Be sounds like he’s nine toes out the door.” How could you hear that and think that Allan you are the worst [ __ ] you Allan amen kingloski Allan we’ll see you in five minutes i don’t want I don’t want to see your comments you’re annoying peg and Arty in the raffle for five let’s go it’s the Asaniac membership raffle for every membership gifted you receive one ticket entered in the raffle to win epic prizes thank you Peg thank you Arty can’t wait to see you both in Tampa for the Asmaniac meetup down there if you hear your name called thank Peg and Arty james Fitzpatrick Aaron Rodriguez Rick Drummer Mark Baylor Robert McNair all receiving channel memberships so you brought up Sauce Dylan i pulled a clip from Sauce’s presser last week look how just yolked he is man I just wanted to show my teammates show the coaches how much I’m bought into this man um I want to win i want to change the organization i want to be a part of changing the organization you know we got a new regime you know AG his whole coaching staff that he brought in uh Mugi you know just great guys and I feel like Mr johnson did a great job at of getting those type of guys to be here and I feel like um they’re doing a great job in changing the culture for sure y I love the shout out to Woody like he’s putting this all together and he’s orchestrating this obviously he made the hires but like you you only said that because you just golfed with Brick a couple weeks ago dude we know we know it’s all good but yeah this is the this is the thing hey what do you pay me my money baby the money phone hello yeah exactly and I mean yes people can say you know devil’s advocate they’re just saying these things because they want to get paid and then their true selves are going to show but they’ve been doing this for the last three years dude like there’s no there’s never been like a a a like a a a change in their demeanor obviously when they’re losing things suck and the the tone of the press conference changes but the second that they have a glimpse of optimism anybody on this team they’re talking about how much they want to change this culture and be part of the change of this team to actually have people that want to be part of a change and everybody says “Oh to win in New York would be the best thing ever.” And like they’re just kind of seeking the legacy of it with these guys I feel like they genuinely want to be Jets for life not because it’s New York and they want to win in New York but they’re just they’re just down for the team like I don’t know something about it just like it just screams these are the guys you make hundred million dollar players by the way Allen is not qualified to talk about totes he’s only qualified to talk about fingers mike Dems said he had nine fingers inside himself so that was a good one for Mike Dems shout out to Mike Dems that is well played pbm in the house we’re We are awaiting the results of PBM’s MRI i think it’s at 7:00 p.m tonight for those who missed the first show he hurt his meniscus we believe so Mike we’re thinking about you if you do call in I do have a surprise for you so keep that in mind when we open up the phone lines mike’s in the raffle for five he writes in “Can’t get up to get my laptop put me in two.” That’s what she said mike you are in the raffle mike Dems writes in “Day five of asking for a PBM intro.” Mike Dems all I’m gonna say is if PBM2 calls in today I might be the tooth fairy and make your wish come true that’s all I’m gonna say all right that’s all I’m going to say if you guys want a PBM intro uh by the way Charles Gorman is in the chat charles you better update us immediately on the latest with the Burger King job because Dylan and I are dying to know we’ll break that down later on in the show peter Casher says “Dylan you look very pale.” Um I don’t have the light on this is just natural light in here uh I don’t I don’t know i’m I’m a very white person my my my body is tan from the 90 degree heat that I’m working in but I try to cover my face as much as I can i got to be paler than you i’m I’m usually pale paler than most yeah yeah i was going to say because Yeah you you definitely have that like more reddish to you i get like a tan color because of like being German i get a little bit kind of bronze but not in the face i I try to protect my face this is the money maker come on that’s right so they pay you the big bucks uh ladies and gentlemen our next quote in this story that ESPN ran where they spoke with once again scouts GMs executives coaches coordinators etc here was the second uh part of the story where the Jets were mentioned mason Taylor quote “Jets selecting tight end Mason Taylor at number 42 he’s [ __ ] awesome he was my number two tight end behind Chicago’s Coast Lovelin he’s athletic he’s young and he’s got upside in the passing game that quote from a veteran NFL offensive coach i apologize for my language i’m just trying to do my job uh your thoughts on on this do do you know anyone besides maybe this veteran NFL offensive coach that actually had Mason Taylor ranked ahead of Tyler Warren because I’m assuming his rankings went uh Lovelin Taylor and then Warren but I could be wrong your thoughts i mean I’m sure if you scour the NFL draft you know Twitter verse you could find somebody with this take i don’t know if I subscribe to it i was a very big Tyler Warren then Coulson Lovelin then Mason Taylor as number three uh so I guess it’s not out of the realm of possibility but when you consider all the things like the upside the athleticism I mean he broke records at LSU in an offense that didn’t really you know feature a tight end then they’ve always been known for you know being wide receiver U so I mean there’s there’s probably a world where this is truthful um maybe it’s just a little bit more hype than anything else but I mean I’m cool with it i think Mason Taylor is going to prove to be you know he’s going to hit the ground running his first year maybe he doesn’t you know have the 700 800 yard season that we would think but maybe four or 500 yards and that’d be great production from the tight end room i mean Tyler Conklin was kind of that consistent you know maybe 550 600 yard guy for the last two or three seasons but Mason Taylor to come in and get four or 500 yards and be like your number three or number four most productive receiver I think that’s well in his wheelhouse and uh if you’re already getting you know hyped up by your coaches for your blocking and the pads aren’t even on yet I think there’s a lot more to be I guess revealed about Mason Taylor and what his floor could be because if he’s a very good blocker his floor just elevates you know e exponentially because now you can put him on the field on all three downs it’s not a matter of well in blocking situations we want to use Rucker and Andrew Beck instead of Mason Taylor and then you become more predictable so if Mason Taylor can get his hands on guys and and open up rush lanes yeah the sky’s the limit i think he’s probably you know fighting with Josh Reynolds as your number three most productive person in terms of catches and receiving yards so and I think he’s going to be a red zone threat that’s the key too fields in in Ohio State loved tight ends in the red zone so I’m I’m really high on Mason Taylor i guess my question is like what’s realistic and what could he actually do to surprise like I looked up Dustin Keller’s numbers and I was right around like 500 receiving yards couple touchdowns have around 45 to 50 catches and I think that’d be a pretty solid uh rookie season the thing with Taylor though his quarterback is Justin Fields who loves the throw to the tight end so Taylor could prove that he’s up for it he might have better than average rookie season i just don’t want to put him in a spot where oh he’s going to be Sam Laora as a rookie like everyone’s making the Lions comps and like I get it second round tight end same thing with Leaporta that’s an outlier though like anyone who thinks that he’s gonna be Sam Laaporta I think you’re setting yourself up to be disappointed yeah 100% and I’m kind of with you i think the baseline would just be fours across the board 40 something catches 400 something yards four touchdowns and I know that’s kind of like clich like basic but I I feel like that would be the baseline for him as a rookie because we know that they don’t always hit the ground running again if you add in the blocking aspect of it that the coaches love it just means more playing time and more playing time just means more opportunity so those play action passes where he leaks out into the flat or across the formation that’s going to be conducive for his success too so I would say a baseline of just fours across the board and anything better than that I mean now we’re just kind of playing with house money and we know we have a true tight end of the future and not just a flash in the pan for a couple seasons i think it was the Badlands guys they said Ryan Griffin had the third most productive Jets tight end season in the last like 10 years and I’m like Ryan Griffin mason Taylor’s got to be better than Ryan Griffin but he had like 600 something yards 2019 right yeah yeah 2019 yeah i gave him a contract extension in the middle of that season of all people to give a mid-season contract extension to Ryan Griffin would not have been on my bingo card but yeah so like the tight end position has basically been abysmal for the Jets for as long as we can remember so yeah I I again I have high hopes for Mason Taylor i don’t want to sound overly Homer or overly optimistic about all these guys but there is a world where they exceed expectations and I mean in this offense we don’t know what’s going to happen and and I think tight ends and running backs are going to be the feature matthew Smith says “Mason Taylor is just as polished of a blocker as Tyler Warren.” You watch them on tape Dylan your thoughts on this take yeah no that’s that’s absolutely um okay with me i wouldn’t debate this i think there’s and this is funny this is something we used to talk about on Jet Nation there’s two types of blockers in college there’s the ones that put their hands on you and just kind of move around and then there’s ones that don’t block at all so Mason Taylor was one that put his hands on you and tried so I mean Tyler Warren I don’t think he’s like a phenomenal blocker he’s just a brute you know what I mean so it it makes sense when you look at him that he would be some like a great blocker i just think he’s more of a yak guy than anything but they’re good both good blockers but I would say yeah they’re on the same level and they’re both better blockers than Coloulston Lovelin in my opinion so they got what they wanted for their offense and how they they see it fit hit the like button if you’re tuning in reminder this week’s top raffle prize features a signed Broadway Joe Nameoth football prize number two a signed Derell Rivas football prize number three a signed Wayne Crebette jersey prize number four just added this yesterday a signed Hall of Fame inscription Kevin Mai jersey so those are the top four prizes in the weekly raffle we’re doing a bunch of daily raffles all month long listener appreciation month aka listener appreciation till training camp starts on July 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joint practices that the Jets will have with the Giants they’re back-to-back days as you would expect that makes the most sense august 12th the Jets will have a joint practice at Floren Park august 13th Jets will have a joint practice at the Giants facility right next to Metife in East Rutherford so rookies report to training camp July 19th vets as you heard me say July 22nd so uh a little little bit closer each and every day to training camp and despite my minimum expectations for the Jets this year Dylan I’m still ultimately always excited for the start of football season oh yeah absolutely if you can’t get yourself hyped up between June and August when there’s no football going I mean I don’t know what’s what’s there for you as a fan um but my question to you about the joint practices do you think that there’s a reason why Rob Saul wanted to joint practice with every single team on our preseason schedule and now we are barely getting one with the cross town rival Giants i don’t know i um because if you remember when Glenn was in Detroit they definitely did joint practices so maybe it was a scheduling thing um I mean they go to Green Bay so that’s like a tough thing to maybe logistically do a joint practice they although they did do it with Green Bay Salah’s rookie year when Carl Lawson got hurt yep correct and Aaron Rogers was going up against his teammates two years later um yeah I I don’t know it’s a good question maybe maybe Glenn first year as a head coach he feels like he’d rather have more one-on-one instruction with the team than than do a bunch of joint practices yeah I think it’s more of that whole move in silence narrative that’s kind of been going around i think he just wants to fly under the radar obviously it’s not a matter of showing the defense or the other team things because they run vanilla install on offense and defense in the preseason but I just I I thought maybe there was maybe some kind of you know connection we can make there because it seemed like every single team in the preseason the last two years we were joint practicing with and and it’s a good thing to a degree it’s it’s good because that was the only time we ever had refs in August coaching our or you know refing our practices but I I do think there’s like an angle of moving in silence with AG and maybe he maybe it was forced on him to even do the Giants we don’t know maybe he didn’t want to do any and they’re like “Well let’s just do the Giants and you each get one hosting practice.” So I’m cool with it but uh I do think it’s a bit of moving in silence oscar writes in “I feel bad for asking this but do you have any realistic expectations for Jeremy Rucker?” Do not feel bad for asking that question Oscar that is a perfectly good question no that’s a that’s definitely a good question he’s going to make the team um based on his chemistry with Fields he’s another person that like just in the clips of practice he looks like he’s gained some weight too obviously maybe he’s just like growing into himself or whatever maybe it’s it’s the hair that he was growing out that makes him look bigger but there’s just a theme of these guys bulking up this year um again we talked about Mason Taylor’s expectations being in the fours if if Jeremy Rucker gave us 200 receiving yards that might be more than he’s given us his entire career so far so I would be cool with 200 yards if he could find the end zone once or twice you know that’d be you know cool just for the sake of Justin Fields and the chemistry um I would just hope that the expectation is that he reverts back into the better blocker he was under um who was it john Benton than he was under Keith Carter and obviously we know who Keith Carter is and his offensive line play was abysmal but that goes into the tight ends too they’re all you know working together blocking up front it’s not necessarily Ron Middleton’s fault that Jeremy Rucker forgot how to block i think that’s more Keith Carter so we’ll see this new tight end’s coach turned into offensive line coach Steve Hayen we’ll see he comes from the tight end background so maybe he has more you know emphasis on these tight ends and and working them in with blocking so receiving no I don’t have really any expectations but blocking I do i certainly hope he is the first or second best blocking tight end on this team ruckard in his career 264 receiving yards in 20 in 41 career games oh my god that’s abysmal that’s abysmal he has zero touchdowns he should have had a touchdown against the Titans in week two last year he ran the wrong route smith has more touchdowns than Jeremy Rucker in his Jets career man Stephen Hill’s got more Jets touchdowns i’m pretty sure they all have more touchdowns than Denzel Mims well Rucker’s tied but if you’re watching this show and you have never scored a touchdown for the Jets you have the same amount of touchdowns that Jeremy Rucker has had insane man ladies and gentlemen phone lines open reminder when you call in you get a raffle ticket so we’ll get to your calls coming up chicken Jenkins wants to know “Dylan what did you think of Gary saying women shouldn’t vote?” Look I was killing him in the comments i I think you saw a couple of them i really don’t care um I wholeheartedly disagree i feel like he was picking and choosing situations where non-traditional couples could even adopt and have the right to vote like I don’t know like what about women that scientifically anatomically are told by their doctors that it’s not safe for them to have kids are they allowed to adopt and have kids what if me and Jake wanted to get married and adopt a kid like that now it’s not allowed Gary i don’t know like we can’t we can’t pick and choose the situations here but um when you live in in in Gary’s brain it’s uh it’s definitely a twisted place so no I I wholeheartedly disagree with that it’s Gary’s world baby we’re all just living in it all right phone lines open ladies and gentlemen first up on the Gustbuster Umbrella hotline is a man that will be joining us down in Tampa Florida i’ve got my eye on you make full screen whiskey time hi Jake and Dylan david david how are you i’m good hey hey Dylan hey sometimes we uh we wonder why we’re put in situations but I was taught a long time ago good things happen to good people and laughter is the best medicine i appreciate that and I And I agree laughter definitely helps in these situations yeah well you know Jake Jake and the Asmaniacs we’re the ones that can do it for you yeah yeah you really are you’re not kidding yeah will you Will you be attending the the Tampa Bay game i absolutely will oh my god that’s terrific that’s terrific and so my Jets take Jake uh and um uh I did remember his name now uh as far as uh Aaron Glenn’s sternness coming from Robbie Zable as a coach and then you have let us not forget about Coach Cho who always puts his game face on that’s right you know unless you make him laugh i mean I mean that’s their style i mean you know they’re they’re coaches they’re serious they’re taking care of people and uh that’s my belief and Yeah yeah and and and really the point is um they have to win ball games you know david Tay I would say among all your calls this was a call with 100% salient points made i got my iron J i hope you like my Jets take you know they call me David T it’s not easy for me to see but if you bring me full stream you might like what I had to say i’ll need to get real damn close cuz my vision is dog [ __ ] dylan are you excited for your first call from a nudist colony oh my boy Charleston yeah let’s go jets Rube on the line hello Mr rube hey how are you guys hey babyface Dylan making a bold take here with Bree i love it i love it i I tell you what with with rushing that we’re going to get from Fields and I think the other two guys are going to get some pretty good rushing I think that nine wins is is is right around the corner if Breeze can do between 17 and 2,000 that would be spectacular yeah yeah with the offensive line that we anticipate this being in front of Bree yeah if he’s able to get 17 to 2,000 allpurpose yards you would have to assume they are smashing that win expectation through the roof so you know a question for you guys is is with uh Angstrand i I heard that he really had for you know and they really did a lot of creative stuff man i Is it too crazy to think that if if we do end up with this thicker the kicker that we’re going to have some kind of tush push on fourth down or something for a first down like a fake kind of thing would that be something you think that’d be too crazy or or a possibility i’m excited i think I think there’s a real possibility oh no oh no i mean there’s always the the possibility there’s always the possibility that graphic is just too much but uh I would say no as far as the tush push because you just went out and got a quarterback who can do those things and he has the strength to be the tush push guy but I mean if you want to you know get creative I I I wouldn’t put it past Inkstrand considering where he came from in Detroit they had a play where Jared Goff they they saw a play against the Packers where Jordan Love was booting out to his left and he Oh god sorry you know what was coming he was about to go all full robot on us again yeah but there was the nudest colony have you ever been to a nude beach i never have been uh no sandy Hook i think part of that is a nude beach but I would not I would not go um but there was a a poor Yeah because it’s all old people man like you know no no no young self-respecting woman is going to go to Sandy Hook nude beach you know what I mean i really wasn’t a really like you wouldn’t go it’s a like I didn’t know Sandy Hook Beach apparently was part part of it i think I think part of it is yeah but anyway there was a play where Jordan Love was playing against the the Lions and he booted out to his left and he tripped and it turned out to be a better play for the offense like the tight end leaked out and he threw the pass and it was perfect the Detroit Lions put that in their playbook and they had Jared Goff fake trip and the tight end leaked out and they threw a perfect touchdown for like 35 yards like the next week or the the two weeks later so if that is the type of thing we’re getting from Tanner Angstrand and he’s going and looking at high school football and college football and seeing all what these guys can do and incorporated in our own offense the sky could be the limit and like the creative plays could just be you know there could be just so many that we don’t we don’t realize man with a rake writes in nudest are the ones you don’t want to see nude interesting it makes sense um Black Gypsy said “Nude beaches are all old people.” Ew what do you have against old people Black Gypsy some people might be into that uh Yo Holmes writes in “Lots of tush pushes happen at the nudest colony.” It’s probably also true uh more calls here while the phone lines are just lit up right now apparently nudist colony talk really gets the uh the people going well I’ll tell you what i know where I’m going next the debut of a brand new intro mike he loves the dark night he’s got a green and he jumps right in maybe someday he’ll get a brown belt but for now he’s just that purple belt purple belt Mike he might be purple but he can still kick your dirty ass that’s hilarious i love how he found the footage of the green pool wow that was awesome some are saying the Jet season was doomed the day you jumped into the green pool yeah I will not do that again this year um the pool is not green and um my wife is doing a good job maintaining the chlorine level and all that [ __ ] so no green pool maybe that’s the key to the season no green pool for the the whole thing what’s the key for you to actually be able to walk i can walk i just have like a slight limp i don’t even know how to explain it i can’t like I don’t know i walk like you know something’s wrong because something is wrong you have crutches no you got to like swing your leg like real wide when you’re doing it um I don’t know if you can tell how I walk let’s see i love it we got him up off the couch i’ll just walk my wife’s saying no i’ll do it yeah you can’t you can’t tell mrs pbm is advising against such a thing yeah can you see my legs oh we see it all right oh yeah you’re walking ginger bud purple mike everyone pkm PNM jake I caught you on the first show that was so funny when you said that damn it so uh the update is 7 o’clock i have an MRI i’m not sure if he’s going to tell me um he’s not going to be there because he doesn’t work at 7 so I don’t know if the doctor’s going to tell me like via text tomorrow or Friday or later today what he sees but what happened was what I showed earlier what I thought was protruding that was just fluid so when they drained it they did two like full syringes and it was all blood if it was like fatty or like white clear yellow then I would have been like 100% okay but since it’s blood something got messed up so he did like tests where he’s like moving the knee around after he drained it and it’s either my PCL which is the inside of the knee or underneath the kneecap there’s like cartilage and ligaments that hold the kneecap there that could have broke and um that could be it so I don’t know yet won’t know until I get the MRI um what it is but he thinks based on how he was able to move it that it’s not a significant injury that it’s maybe a grade one or grade two or something like that so did they give you X-rays like you said they were going to yep man but he so it wasn’t useless because he showed me the X-ray and my kneecap was tilted sideways not sideways but like uh a little bit off center a little bit yeah yeah so that showed that so I actually is like “Oh that’s good to see I guess for him.” Um you could also see tendons in an X-ray which I didn’t know and he’s like “Your tendons are not snapped because I see them here intact.” And then he showed me where the fluid buildup was so wasn’t completely useless like I thought it was going to be um but doctor’s really good he knows his stuff i was actually very impressed you could tell right away a doctor that’s like full of [ __ ] and he I was impressed so and he got me you know an MRI later today but some people wait a week or two or whatever so yeah sometimes they wait as long yeah well Mike feel better all right keep us posted yeah man at least you have a new intro baby and an outro he’s got a green pool and he jumps right in maybe someday he’ll get a brown belt but for now he’s just that purple belt might purple he might be purple but he can still kick your dirty ass love it i did I didn’t notice in the intro one it said green ass pool when he jumped in under his name and then when he was working out in the basement the comment said “Gator is going to have fun with this.” And he certainly did peter Caster says “Most doctors are full of [ __ ] amen Peter i had a the first urgent care doctor I went to for my strep throat down here in Spartanberg um he tested me for mono and strep I failed i was negative for both somehow even though I knew I had strep and he was like “Well we’re just going to treat you for strep anyway.” And I’m like “Okay why couldn’t you just like retest or do something of that?” And then I had a terrible reaction to the augment antibiotic that he gave me so that’s not fun no ladies and gentlemen more of your calls right now jets Jesus is on the line jets Jesus can you please look after one of our own Purple Belt Mike yes for sure i missed uh how Purple Belt Mike like actually injured himself but yeah those knee injuries are tough so he got into a fight with a bear this morning damn i mean that’s what happens the pool’s no longer green it entices the wildlife they want to come swim and exactly you end up wrestling with a bear but of all of all of the Asmaniacs he’s probably the one that was most prepared to wrestle a bear so you should have seen what the bear looked like both knees and elbows mangled so wait sorry guys I’m at the gym uh you guys were talking about before i’m wonder I was wondering um with there only being the sh the joint practice with the Giants I’m wondering if we’re going to see a more traditional um approach to preseason games great point that’s really going to be their chance to get on the field yeah that’s fair you’re definitely not going to see I think that could be interesting i was say you’re definitely not going to see all the starters um sitting all preseason like we’re going to see you know like he said kind of more traditional where the starters play a quarter then they play a half maybe they don’t get to the three quarters of the game necessarily because of the shortened preseason but if they played one quarter of the first game a half of the second game and a half of the third game that is five quarters more than they’ve played under Rob Solless so I hate to keep going back and like comparing it to Rob Salah but until we see actual results that’s really all we can do but I do agree i think it’s going to be more traditional of a preseason yeah I mean I I think Jet Jesus is spot on good call Jet Jesus enjoy the workout the connection was a little choppy but I got you down in the raffle for calling in for one i do think we’re going to see guys play a lot more in the preseason because we’ve already heard Glenn talk about how they’re going to have a lot more live tackling periods this summer this team was atrocious at tackling makes sense to try and tackle when the pads come on in the summer i think that’s probably why they’re uh having less joint practices i think they’re going to do the two with the Giants that’s it and then it makes to me total sense that they are going to play a lot more in the preseason to get ready for the you’re not you know they’re not going to play like it used to back in the day where the starters would play into the third quarter but I do think we’re going to see uh the starters be out there for way longer than what we’ve seen on a Robert Salah that’s for sure yeah they want their guys to get hit i mean he even said it in the presser he was like “It’s a tackling sport.” I think it was Zach Rosenblat’s question um so it’s like it’s a tackling sport you got to tackle you got to block and the more we practice that the better we’re going to be weeks one through 18 if you don’t take hits or hit people all of August when you’re supposed to be training to do those things you’re gonna have the tackling results and the blocking results that we had last year and it’s not going to work out well so I love the the tough approach so to speak from Aaron Glenn because not every team practices and tackles and does all those things that he’s talking about so although it’s a little different from what we’re used to I think it’s going to be a positive change i agree with you now I want to warn the chat because the guy on the line right now is detested by many ladies and gentlemen Six Rings is up next hello Six Rings hi can I have five minutes even if I get sent to the hole I just want to say some stuff five minutes five minutes to the Jet Show first of all look what I got great you have a signed Teddy Brussi photo yeah but I just want to say I hope Mike’s okay you know first off he’s he’s a nice guy i hope he’s okay okay you know because when he called me out he taught me to learn about my franchise you know not just say Teddy Bur he’s my favorite player but to look into the stats wait a second it took Purple Belt Mike exposing you for being a bandwagoner for you to realize hey if I root for the Patriots maybe I should know a little more about their history all I really cared about were Super Bowls Tom Brady and I knew the But he taught me to learn he taught you to what what do you mean he taught you couldn’t name more than five players on the Patriots and you claimed that they’re your favorite team but anyways what do you mean anyways me you’re not a real Patriots fan you’re proving all our points oh [ __ ] you’re not even a casual Patriots fan you’re like a pretend you’re a pretender like if they were casting like an extra in a movie hey we need a generic looking Patriots fan throw the Brady jersey on it’d be you but he’s gutless to call in and confront me and tell me why when I do nothing wrong I’ll tell you what you did wrong you continue to be a Patriots fan fraud see you later sick now look what you’ve done no more protection from the Asmaniacs had to pull you out of the chat and cast you down with the sodomites some time in here will feel like you’ve been run over by the lane train you understand me you catch my drift give him another 24 hours to think about it enjoy the hole how’s it How’s it feel i like it here no you don’t but they He doesn’t have the guts to call in he just sends it he just sees that like that what we all see what Michael’s just super chatted that you’re a fraud if I’m a fraud how come I buy my merch oh you Oh cool i I walk around New York City and look at the amount of Yankee hats you see you going to tell me they those people all know what uh Aaron Judge is up to this year maybe but if I’m such a fraud and I don’t know everything about my team why would I watch the games why would I you know what I mean why would I purple Belt Mike gave you like a basic like quiz on some like patriot history and you didn’t know any of it but I’m learning it now you see now I know some stuff and I don’t know everything but you should just drop the Patriot fandom and be a Jet fan you have no connection to the Patriots you call this show multiple times a week you’re in the chat at this point Peter no no no you’re in the hole you don’t get to talk to Peter Castro or otherwise this ends you wanted your five minutes we’re doing it on my terms here you do not you You have no connection to the New England Patriots none you’re not from there you just picked them after they conveniently won their first Super Bowl other than like Tom Brady and Grank and Teddy Brussi you couldn’t name more than like seven players i I mean there you just be a Jets fan at this point you watch a show about the Jets every day in June i try to get interactive but you’re wearing patriot gear on a jet show and then you get upset when the chat says we don’t like you what do you think is going to happen around here but I don’t say anything wrong all I was saying is woman have a right to vote and that just send me to the hole for six rings if I showed up in Iran right now with a yamaka that would not be smart yeah but I’m not doing anything like that i’m just trying to interact and I I think I honestly It’s very debatable what you’re doing right now but I try to but I try to support the show and they just attack me why because you have obviously you have no knowledge of what the We hate the Patriots i hate the Patriots more than any team ever any team all time trying to be a heel i’m just trying to be interactive it doesn’t matter you’re still calling into the biggest Jet Show on YouTube wearing Patriots gear what do you think this fan base is going to react like don’t judge me judge me for the person I am don’t call me right your first move was the call in and you said “You see that Brady jersey behind me it’s worth more than your franchise i didn’t mean to come out.” So but you did so now you can’t just win us all back immediately but you should give me a chance you know you shouldn’t just be like “This guy’s a bad person.” I could give you a chance and this chat gave Beastbreaker a chance but he had to take his lumps along the way and be sent to the hole it happens well I said nothing wrong i didn’t come here insulting people i didn’t come in here saying anything controversial i’m just trying to have a number the first call you made say the first thing you ever said was controversial you insulted team yeah i I I feel like I’m taking crazy pills talking to this guy i just I don’t I don’t get how you don’t see being a Patriots fan calling into a Jets show not being problematic like how in your brain does that like you think it was just going to be okay like we’re not going to completely flame you and roast you but like you’re going to have to take your lumps beastbreaker is a Jets fan and it took him months to stop getting sent to the hole but you’re sending me to the hole for no reason no no no no there there’s plenty of reasons like what you’re wearing what’s behind you what’s on your wall to your left what you just held up with Teddy Brussi like all those things are reasons to get sent to No all those things are reasons to get sent to the hole on this show i’d understand you’re still new and figuring it out but this is what it is insult anyone i didn’t come out here i don’t It’s not about insulting anyone specifically but once you turn on the asmaniacs there’s too many of us and it’s going to take a long time to get back in good graces there’s going to be some heathens in there that agree with you johnny say the Jets should get a pick that’s not an insult when I say a team should get the first overall pick uh that is it is how’s that an insult in the league oh my god how you cannot be this dumb i refuse to believe this no like I’m nice i work like I What if we said the Patriots were going to be the worst team to have the first overall pick you would think that’s that’s good you work what does that have to do with this can have the first overall pick oh god buddy i’m not a jackoff don’t insult me hold on knob Crab says “Can someone tell this guy he’s a jack off.” Hey six rings you’re a jack off so is So is him i’m a nice guy i don’t say that he should be sent to the hole i’ll tell you what I’m going to do right now Dylan i’m going to bring in the enforcer cuz uh we tried to talk some sense into him and it’s not working so stand by people i know what needs to be done you You know who I am you son of a [ __ ] don’t talk to me like that i don’t know who you are hey hey hey i’m going to tell you like Peter Casher once told me you sit down and you shut the [ __ ] up number one you can number one you can take that goddamn jersey up and wipe your ass with this is Jets territory js [ __ ] you will listen you will listen now shut up when I talk to you shut the [ __ ] up when I talk to you do you understand me you’re not going to pull your [ __ ] with me on this goddamn channel you’re not going to push me around you’re not going to push the maniacs around and you you know who I am i’m the goddamn enforcer so you better recognize me boy this is Jet territory js [ __ ] recognize it read it and weep and if you if you don’t take that jersey off right now I’m going to cook your ass right now buddy you understand the right to bear arms buddy we’re getting that in Canada soon i don’t give a crap i don’t give a crap about Canada right now this is America Jack take that jersey off and wipe your ass wet now look what you’ve done no more protection from the Asmaniacs had to pull you out of the chat and cast you down with the sodomites some time in here will feel like you’ve been run over by the lane train you understand me you catch my drift give him another 24 hours to think about it this is America Jack well done Beast way to get his ass oh that’s There it is that’s the first one that hurt my ribs him just holding the bat just going in that’s That’s the one that did it that was That was unreal i just like I I I want to make it clear six rigs you know he’s gifted memberships before he seems like a nice guy i I just don’t I don’t because he has no understanding of the history of his team he doesn’t understand why we Jet fans despise the Patriots that’s what he doesn’t understand he thinks it’s all just oh you know we’re all just lovable NFL teams and you know we all sing kumbaya together he has no understanding of why every Jet fan that is hearing the sound of my voice despises and will always despise the New England Patriots like it I I just it’s it’s all coming back to the fact that he is a bandwagon fan that knows very little about his team that’s why he doesn’t understand why Jet fans are giving him a hard time about calling into the largest Jet YouTube show wearing nothing but Patriot gear like it’s not that complicated 100% there’s there’s definitely a misconnection there going on because any Jets fan that’s like our age you know mid30s or younger there is no way that they hate any team more than the Patriots now you get into the older heads like you know Peter Castro Neil all those guys the OGs they would probably say the Dolphins are the most hated team in the division from the Jets perspective but anybody that’s 35 or under all we’ve seen is Patriots dominance i’m sick of it my dad used to hate the Dolphins the most but now it’s the Patriots that’s what I’m saying the Dolphins were the team and now I feel like in the last 25 30 years because of the whole Brady Bichc it’s definitely transitioned to the Patriots but like I just I just don’t understand you call in with all this gear you flaunt the Teddy Brusski whatever and then you get confused when you get sent to the hole like you’ve seen the show now for a couple weeks you know how it happens you don’t need a reason to go to the hole you just Somebody sends $50 jake is a Capplefish and boom you got bars in front of you that’s right baby all my fake money here represents it uh that’s real money what are you talking about oh that’s right that’s right real money it doesn’t say on the back of it uh or on the front of it motion picture purposes um anyway I do want to say this beast call there was so epic i’m putting him in the raffle for five hopefully everyone is okay with that i’d imagine oh yeah when Paul Heymon comes out and that’s what I call Beast when he starts getting angry when Paul Heymon comes out a beast and he’s holding Uncle Lou it’s a little it’s a little dangerous that was amazing end of show patriots was not ready for that he was scared man i I the new bit we have where we could actually talk to people in the hole that Gator made the uh the graphic just incredible love it uh by the way congrats to Beast he sent me this great email today 21 years ago from today I graduated from Curry Metro High School but the graduation was held at the ULC Pavilion it was a great success and it will be a great memory to live on forever he emailed that to you yes at uh 2:01 p.m it’s better than texting you that I guess but congrats Beast beast also made sure to let everyone know in the chat before the show started today on this day I graduated from Curry Metro High School class of 2004 21 years ago history changed forever i was 20 when I graduated but it was a moment in history wait 20 it’s a little long to be in high school beast but hey you got out right you got out you’re You’re a free man now ladies and gentlemen more of your super chats mike Perez says “Enough is enough send this man a Fields jersey.” We might have to send Beast a Justin Fields jersey i don’t see Six Rings what I would recommend to him because he’s such a a like a fraudulent Pats fan to begin with if you’re going to watch the show every day just be a Jet fan you actually would have a connection now you say “Hey I found the show this community is awesome you know what i really have no connection to the Patriots other than I rooted for them because they won a lot when I was a kid.” Like just be a Jet fan the Patriots suck right now anyway so it’s not like you’re missing out on anything um they have a higher chance of getting the first pick than we do I think maybe not on the sports books but like what and and the whole offensive thing about the AFC the Jets having the worst situation not even the worst situation in their division new England has that i agree um let’s see cheeseman says “I’m sorry I ever badmouth you Beast.” Dude the best thing to happen to Beast Breaker is six rings the Q score has never been higher for the man love it yeah he’s making me a fan for sure i’ve I’ve been very on the fence about Beast especially throughout the whole um we won’t talk about it saga i don’t want to mention his name and trigger anybody but yeah I mean Beast is definitely doing his part as a Jets fan when we need him to peag and Arty six rings just go away in the raffle for two the great Rick Kent i’m an old head as Dylan put it and there’s no team in organized sports I hate more than the New England Patriots see because the uh the Pats and everything that went down they became the team that’s like see six rings if you understood the history of your own football team you claimed the root for you would look up where Bill Bich was before he became the Patriots head coach and let’s start there or how Tom Brady became the starting quarterback of the Patriots in the first place then maybe we go there and then all the litmus uh the laundry list I should say of things that have happened in that rivalry over the years uh big fella says I’m 53 and the Patriots are my most hated backshot Brady can eat corn the long way foston Boston dude my brother says that all the time he’s like do you eat corn the long way and like people are like “Yeah like this right?” He’s like “Nope.” Turn it around i’m so glad you said that big fella janice Jet in the raffle for five janice always good when you’re watching the show live appreciate you can’t wait to see you and everyone in Tampa boom if you got a membership from Janice make sure you thank her i want to get into more of your calls here dylan we’re over an hour so if you got to go at any point you just let me know let’s do one or two more calls i got it and then I got to start making some dinner beautiful ladies and gentlemen on the Gustbuster Umbrella hotline right now is one of our favorites he’s one of the all-time greats he was the number one seed in Asmaniac Madness does he have a job at Burger King we all find out together right now steroid at least some of it hey Charles who is that lovely lady send it this way charles uh no i do not have a job at Burger King at the moment nick Shine’s going to get in touch with them tomorrow i should probably hear from them either tomorrow or or Friday what happened why is Nick Shine following up why aren’t you following well I followed up with her on Tuesday but [ __ ] I got to wait for either an email or a phone phone call so I’m waiting and Nick Shine just asked me “Have you heard from them early this morning?” I said “No.” He said “I tried to get in contact with them today reena the woman who we spoke with on Saturday wasn’t there so he’ll try again tomorrow.” Okay what What percentage of your paychecks when you get them have to go to Nick Shine i say about 50% why i was going to say was that was that worked into the deal with him because uh he’s helping you out didn’t say anything about that no he didn’t say anything about that no to be honest with you now Charles how the heck did you after we made you a brand new resume how did you still send in the wrong resume how does that happen i have no idea can you get your head out of your ass and and and take this seriously i am taking this seriously but my computer wouldn’t let me what do you mean your computer wouldn’t let you you’re trying to have a job trying to get a job we went out of our way to make a brand new resume for you and you you you still find a way to screw it up i wasn’t trying to screw it up can you talk us through how the wrong one was sent though if the new one was made why wasn’t the old one deleted originally the original draft was it had my old number and my old email address and I tried to edit them but for some reason it wouldn’t let me like I’m dead serious it wouldn’t was sent it anyway why not just take a step back and ask for help before you just send it that is very true i mean how are you able to send are you able to send the updated resume properly get the updated resume onto the Burg website i did right after Nick realized what the issue was why they never called you because they were trying to call your old uh number or email you at the email that wasn’t the right email i know I’m an idiot look I do want to get a job i do want to work well you can understand why there’s people out there questioning your desire to work when you had a job that was basically set up on a silver platter for you the crown was about to be put on your head literally at Burger King and you sent in an old resume i might have grabbed the wrong one but but you just acknowledged you knew it was the wrong one and still sent it in anyway that doesn’t make any sense well I reapplied to for the job online i gave them the updated resume Nick Shine get me gave me yeah and that resume is the is the resume that I made that we did on the air so and it clearly looks different than your old one so like how did you not notice that’s what I’m saying it’s not like they were the same format we completely redid your resume and made it look professional i know and I appreciate that seriously what about the warehouse job did you send the right resume to the warehouse job we canceled it because it was a bit of a distance from me um Okay i prefer to work locally i explained by the way Miss Mosque is not my real job coach she’s my CPE evaluator well good cuz she’s a terrible job coach but that makes sense about the the warehouse you need She’s the rich coite of job coaches what about Adam Gage he’s pretty bad he’s pretty bad too i as bad as Gase was at least Gase was good on the opening drive i was going to say Gase would have got you in the door with the right resume on the first drive and then from there you were screwed but you at least would have had that first step right yeah gase would have got you an interview all right mosque is is codeight level bad she’s not Yeah okay uh I wanted to talk a little bit about women’s right to vote of course women have a right to vote why would God uh why would Gary believe that women don’t deserve to vote that’s kind of sexist kind of kind of i’m It’s being nice like it’s sexist as hell there’s no need to be nice about this situation Charles no say what you really want to say Gary that is newly shaved say my mother has been voting since she turned 18 my grandmother has been voting she Yeah well guess what my mother is a registered voter my grandmother’s a registered voter my aunts are registered voters well in Gary’s world they would have no right to do so well that’s stupid that’s asinine what’s more Gary takes or screwing up the Burger King application answer the question yes Jake what’s more acid Gary’s takes or you screwing up the Burger King application where all you had to do was send the new resume that we sent to you i’d say they’re both pretty asinine i agree that’s actually a good answer continue it’s a great answer but uh also for six rings look you seem like a nice guy but I think you before to me when I for sort of my Jet fan I had to learn a lot about the team i did my research on the team and my father passed on his knowledge on to me too also helps when you have a family member that’s a fan of that same team too for a long time i agree so what’s your advice to six rings learn learn the history of the Patriots or how about drop learn the history even before the Bich years like they had some good years under Barcel made their first Super Bowl appearance in 85 grand they got molested by the Bears what what did you just say I said molested by the Bears excuse me is this the same bear that PKM encountered Oh god that’s enough Charles for today good god man he said it twice he just like dude I like I I I I don’t think people realize the the resume was done it was a bra it looked wildly different than anything he had sent previously which was like a three or four year old resume for him to not send the right one and then to acknowledge when I said “How did you not notice the difference when they clearly looked at Brandon?” He said “Yeah I just I didn’t think of it.” Cuz he’s like “Oh I could I didn’t know how to change it.” Like what i actually I was on the I believe Charles wanted a job and he just screwed up but now I kind of agree with a lot of people out there who say it’s self-sabotage on purpose because he doesn’t actually want to work he wants the illusion that he’s trying to work so I I I don’t know man i mean the the the Charles controversy now is real ajf said it yesterday since he made that hundred bucks shaving his chest does Gorman actually need a job or is he just going to wait a couple weeks and shave it again for another hundred and just kind of push the card along and not actually get a job so I was hoping for him man i really thought between the the warehouse I knew if it was out of his limits it’s a little hard when you don’t drive i mean you’re not going to take a Uber to and from work and spend 30% of your paycheck just getting to work but between that or Burger King I really I really had high hopes for Charles man we saw Chiefs fan get a job i was really hoping Charles would and I’m hoping Bobby does too i know he doesn’t call in anymore but like these one seeds need jobs man you know it’s interesting what you just said there right he doesn’t call in anymore well what if I were to tell you Dylan that Bobby Midnight’s on the line hi everybody this is Bob from Vermont i am Bob of course hello Dylan how you doing nice how are you i see my lady delight the like uh Charles has his lady Mrs milwaukeitz whatever it’s she’s helping me coach don’t hire coach Mosque all right no she’s a nice lady i got a good one she’s No she’s definitely not not a nice lady no the one I have is good can I shout a couple people out in the chat well hold on a second before you shout anyone out this this job coach of yours it doesn’t sound like she’s doing a very good job either you’ve been you’ve been unemployed for a long time yeah I know we just started with her just started you’ve been looking for a job for a couple weeks now couple months ago you didn’t just start couple months is a long time yeah I know but she go they uh let me show you i got a paper on it what do they go to the bullpen they bring in a new job coach no no it’s just explain what it is my brother nailed it you got Adam Gase and Chuck got Kotite i mean honestly you can’t even get an interview so I don’t even know if you got gay you got B that’s what you got probably yeah probably is there any progress towards getting a job no yeah yeah yeah yeah i want to shout out a couple people in the chat peter Caster hi my friend and I hope PBM gets much better i hope he feels better okay so you had to see uh Beastburger against uh Six Rings yesterday on my channel beast Breaker gave it to him yesterday too he I think he gave it to him here yeah he gave it to more on my show you go back last night he gave it I was dying laughing shameless plug from Bobby Midnight yeah that that was actually not a bad plug though i actually respect the hustle there makes me want to go check i had to I had to get rid of him uh Six Rings i couldn’t stand him he’s not coming on my channel anymore i’m done with Wow i’m not going to ban him from my channel i’m just going to let him know no nobody likes him when he comes on he talks about like you constantly the patron well your show is you just throw everyone on the screen at the same time so why don’t you But I don’t want him on my show anymore i don’t like the guy how about instead of focusing on your show we focus on you getting a job yeah I know yeah I’m getting a job what do you mean yeah I know you don’t know i’ve been hearing about this job thing for for a year already no no not a year what do you mean when was the last time you had work it was the holiday in job right yeah that was um When did I get Oh when was that how did that job end oh because I fell down on in the bathroom peeing backwards and I hurt my back you got hurt at work wait you fell down in my house in my house oh you fell in your house it wasn’t a work injury i fell backwards for some reason it was early in the morning and I fell backwards on my back because you don’t take care of yourself that’s why you got to continue to eat better did you continue backwards yeah I’m doing good now i got to shave look at this beard when was the last time you shaved uh two days ago dang also to be clear you fell backwards you didn’t pee backwards right no I peed in the toilet and I fell backwards i tripped over something so it was true yes it’s true no no no you didn’t ask it yet i didn’t have to question it i’m trying to I’m I’m going through my sources here i heard from a a a close source that you now sit down when you pee is that true no I don’t sit down since the accident you have not Tom Brady as we as we call it around when you sit when you pee no I stand up when I pee i got You could show it on when I went to New York also John John with a great question do you continue peeing after you fell backwards like how did the pee end there did it just stop midstream uh I think it was John P and yes thank you John B for getting into my personal life thank you i appreciate that wait a second wait a second you can’t be mad at John B you’re the one who shared the story that you felt peeing yeah well that’s how it happened so he asked a question following up on the incident you can’t then give him attitude for asking the question okay that’s the truth i stopped peeing and tell backwards if it’s was 3:00 in the morning and have you had any incidents since no not long no so that was a while ago no so that’s why get a job well my doctor my manager wanted me to get my back better and he said “When you get your back better we’ll rehire you.” You know that that was three years ago not three years ago i don’t even know you for three years ago crazy when was the when was the last day you worked at Holiday in what year last year last year 2023 or 2024 oh I think it was August last year august of No way there’s no way it was August of last year yes it was i worked 2023 or 2024 2024 it was last year i don’t believe this okay well ask my brother but the problem with asking your brother is one he might be drunk or two we might not be able to hear him or see him well he called in today didn’t he he did but did you see how that one went yeah his uh camera didn’t work that time i go Rick Kent says 2023 2024 it was last year when january 1 2024 no I said August last year august of last year you were not working at the Holiday Inn yes I was you were not you were calling the show every day and I remember last summer we were asking you about a job okay it was before then then it was before so if we’re going to be fair around here because we want our one seeds to work and to quote Dave Brigger be able to get a job we got to get you back a a and and working let’s go yeah I am how many applications have you sent in in the last seven days uh two okay i used I I always use indeed i use indeed have you thought about any in-person approach to the job pursuit show up or following up on Yeah I can do that calling following up also helps yeah definitely yes yes definitely calling in shows It shows that you’re uh committed to the job and that you actually want you got to be calling in not having somebody else call in do you have a resume that also needs to be updated no I got my resume is it actually updated yes it’s a Does it have your actual information on it yep updated information it’s not from 2021 no no okay well you’re already ahead of where Charles Gorman was he also super chatted jake please put me back on i have a Jets take i’ll tell you what Charles I’ll put you back on but if you think we’re doing a Jets take after what I’ve learned about your job process here you’re Hey turn the volume down turn the volume down Jake bobby how are you who gets a job first charles or Bobby probably Charles he’s a couple that’s not a good thing to admit Bobby come on well he’s a couple days away he’s getting Burger King let’s turn two applications away bob I could do this thing yeah put in one application a day and you’ll get a job within two weeks yeah two weeks yeah that sounds a good If you don’t have a job before the Jets return to training camp something is going wrong right definitely i agree with that good call good call bobby I I will I will raise money if you get a job and I don’t know the amount yet but I will just like I raised in five minutes aundred bucks for Charles Groven to shave his chest last week i guarantee you I could raise a significant amount of money from this community for you to get a job but you only get the money when you get a job no I don’t want to do that you don’t have to We need you to work yeah I’m going to get a job i don’t need you to raise money for that i want to get it on my own i don’t need raising the money to do it nate says that his unborn grandchild is getting a job first [Laughter] oh boy nate you’re crazy i need to do and also as Boomtown said it consider the cash payment to you Bob if you get a job a signing bonus a signing bonus yeah don’t worry about it first one to get a job gets like 100 bucks or something right i thought you were busy you can’t come on any shows you email me uh you me oh no more uh time for your show i thought you were gone whose show no he I I give you you know I give you personal invites to my show and I give it to him and then yesterday he says “Oh I don’t have time to be on your show.” Okay charles said that to you no Boom Town oh okay so I’m glad that the Canadians didn’t win any Sting Cup last week so good wait so you’re going after Boom Town now okay so I I understand so you sent Boomtown the link to join your show and he wrote back that he doesn’t have time to join your show any show you said Wow well he’s very busy he’s the He’s the resident i don’t want to listen i don’t want to listen to him anymore boom Town wow you’re really going after Boom Town yeah I am good what did he do to you he just said he was too busy to join your show that’s not a crime well he has time for your show and Nick Shine show okay and what’s wrong with that oh he can’t come to my show your show is eight hours a day it is the man The man has a he has a life he has a He has a family what is he just want him to sit on Zoom all day with you okay Jake thank you very much for having me on everybody have a good night be less concerned about Boomtown whether or not he’s watching your show and more concerned about things that matter like one getting your iPad working on getting the job okay bye now oh I’ll believe it when I see it later Bobby he’s gone wow charles what what do you make of Bobby’s beef with Boom Town it is what it is i I’m staying out of it um I mean Boomtown’s been a good friend of mine he’s been one of my best supporters since day one gave me some worthy historical information um I’m still waiting for him to call into one of my shows i mean he attends but he doesn’t call in whenever I open the phone lines uh but he will eventually i don’t think he ever will we’ll see until you get I do want a job everybody i do boomtown promised me he goes “I’ll call in the Charles show the second he gets a job.” I do want a job i mean I did visit uh Burger King on Was it Monday or Tuesday [ __ ] i think it was No it was Monday i visited them on Monday i asked she says “I’m I thought they were going to call me or email me that day but she told me “No you have to wait for them to email you or call you.” like “Okay thank you very much i had lunch there and then I went out and then I went back to my apartment.” You know I’m not going to go in every single day waiting asking her the status of my application i don’t want to harass her i don’t want to harass the company so every two days is fine though if you wait a day call the next day yeah no not every single day but you got to show some type of you know uh I can’t I can’t think of the word but you got to show like you’re motivated that I care that I’m motivated yes I understand that completely 100% that’s 100% factual also Charles what was your Jets take before we say farewell to you well I was going to say that from what I heard about Mason Taylor he looks like probably our best tight end since Dustin Keller that was the That was the take that you desperately needed to call back in with well and I also think that this defense is going to be very good thank you okay this defense I think is going to be very very good and I think Brie’s gonna have a big year and you ripped ass on the show in the same call you’re unbelievable that’s not me that was you that was not me i think Brie was gonna have a big year i don’t know i don’t I disagree with my boy Allan that he has nine toes out the door i disagree about that allan’s got nine fingers up as you know what Charles allan’s your boy yeah I don’t know second he started praising Allen i’ll see you later that’s not happening uh Dylan I said we were gonna do one more call i should have known if I went to Gorman it would never end but thank you for your time and great to get you back glad you’re feeling a lot better and we’re all obviously uh glad that you’re a part of our show every week i appreciate it as maniacs thank you guys all again you guys are A1 community even Allan when he when he gives me [ __ ] so uh I do appreciate everybody and Jake I’ll uh I’ll catch you next week dylan’s channel link i just put it in the live chat give him a sub there he’s posting content all the time about the Jets so check it out he’ll be in the chat mixing it up with us as well dylan talk to you soon man appreciate you yep take care man dylan Tamman with us jet Nation Live now his own YouTube channel tremendous mc says “Jake Bobby doesn’t like you anymore.” I I I know what do I care he doesn’t call the show anymore that was his third call in the month of June i’m doing Boomtown’s job for him now cuz how little Bobby calls called seven times in May i think that was three times in June all right he doesn’t like me anymore what am I going to do oh Bobby Midnight doesn’t like me i’m trying to help him you know what do you want from me guy calls in with an eye so pink only one man we know farted into it what am I supposed to say i mean I’m rooting for Bobby but uh there’s nothing I could do can’t force him to call into the show he doesn’t need me anymore huh look at me i mean Bobby went live at the same time as the Little Joey Birthday Spectacular i mean come on that’s a That’s terrible can’t do that that’s wrong thunderlips is up next and I love Bobby but like I I I thought that was wrong thunderlips is up next hello Thunderlips hey what’s going on Jake lot to unpack over there i was on hold for a while i had to stop for dinner had a lot of takes but I’m going lead off with uh you guys are talking about nudist colonies right oh yes that I forgot that you know this show’s been so wild i forgot that was a topic well I remember like in the 90s when I used to like hang out with my dad on Sundays robert Moses right like you’re from Long Island so Robert Moses if you go all the way to the left it’s a nudist beach i guess it was in the 90s i mean it wasn’t a 90s but it’s not the nudest beach you would think of yes nude oh my god dude come on all right yes you’re nude he’s not nude i promise that could have been the end of this channel i know stop you’re lying all right well anyway so we walked all the way to the left i must have been like 11 or 12 years old and this old dude comes up to my dad right and his name is Hal and he’s like “Hey Hal how you doing?” It’s like a [ __ ] clown wig with a grandfather clock just [ __ ] dangling between his legs i got like every time someone says nudist colony I get like PTSD oh god because it’s dude Robert Moses just all old people it was horrifying but not only that my dad would always make liver liver sandwiches when we would go to the beach so uh whatever man but um anyway I do have some advice for Charles once he gets the Burger King job my house is crazy sorry once he gets a Burger King job the next time he goes on a flight just get one of those hats sit on the flight wear the Burger King hat and I’m sure he’s gonna get a ton of attention it’ll be fine he’s a king he is a king that’s right and uh you know you know I was uh listening when Six [ __ ] rings called before and um you know if he wants people to like him he came in way too hot he [ __ ] on our fan base was showing his pathetic football with all the autographs on it pointing to his jersey you know what I mean it’s like you only get one first impression in life you know what I mean you can’t take it back so that’s the And he thinks that because he apologized the next time he called in that all is forgotten it’s like it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter but not but not only that but after he came in hot and tried to [ __ ] on everybody after he won that prize like the the the next two or three calls his the the main point of his calls was asking basically where his prize was and you were call you were kind of like saying about all the back and forth emails and [ __ ] like that but he was basically like “Where’s my prize when’s it coming?” You could ship it to Okinawa or Canada where the [ __ ] he’s from you know what I mean like so it doesn’t matter i don’t know man it’s just it leaves a bad taste in your mouth you know what I mean what does 67 shut up all right i don’t know what that means but my kids say it all the time so you know what i’m going to end it with that ladies and gentlemen Thunderlift 67 later bro and the Thunderlifts family uh I just received email communication from Mr beastreaker himself today was a statement and I laid the hammer down this Jets country Patriots 12 had to learn the hard way and I’m too powerful beyond powerful allen is next global enforcer beast ladies and gentlemen global enforcer well said beast ladies and gentlemen on the Gustbuster Umbrella hotline I don’t know if we’re going to count this as his fifth call in the month of June but he’s called back in [Music] jake I never said I hated you that never came out of my mouth oh someone wrote it in the chat i don’t know well I don’t hate you i came on I told you I’ve been going outside lately walking outside i know i know and I I think that’s good i rather during the winter it’s fine because it’s freezing ass cold out there in in Vermont yeah i’m a Bobby Midnight fan i’ve always made that clear i just I’m always a fan of yours too we get into our you know at three months I had my period you know Bontown said “Do you hate me Bobby?” Um well we’ll see we’ll see we’ll see wow so it’s nice to see Jake you’re a good guy you’re always good to me all the time nick Shine Nate everybody cares about me they When are you going to your brother’s place to get his uh his setup fixed i think we could go tomorrow i’ll have him pick me up and then I fix it for him and then he’ll call in from there chris B writes in “Bobby do you love me?” Yeah Chris B you always I I try to have you on but you always can chris P is the most positive person that tunes into any show ever very positive more positive i’m never positive that much more positive as he is jake do you know that guy he’s a Yankee fan he’s Mr positivity what was his name a Yankee fan that’s Mr positivity yeah he did a morning show every morning he used to be Mr p he You had him on your show i think it’s kind of bald and Pudo is it who oh I can’t remember i missed the guy he was a Yankee fan and I think he’s a Jeff fan too porto porto yeah right oh Tesla chelsea yeah yeah he’s from down in um I think he lives in Virginia now he’s from New York or Virginia i see yeah i miss him i haven’t seen him you should write him a love letter hey who’s on tomorrow andrew Farco tomorrow no you see you don’t even watch my show anymore you didn’t know that Fiago retired he retired why yeah we had a sendoff show for him he got he got a coaching job uh he’s coaching high school football at a powerhouse program in New Jersey now oh congratulations yeah you didn’t even know that because you were in your hissy fit all last month and you didn’t watch the show yeah oh no i was outside walking oh that’s right you you were walking so much that the guy who’s live for four plus hours a day most days you couldn’t find any time to call in i I’m not buying it no I’m sorry i’m outside all right so I’ll call in more late because No the only person who’s outside is Kyle Clifton on like 30% of his calls all right and the other the other 70% okay what about if I uh call in like I was in the hospital why don’t you call from one of these walks I keep hearing about do you have an iPhone right yeah I I called in from the hospital i called you from the hospital how come you call call him from one of these walks yeah I will yeah tomorrow when I walk out all right tomorrow you call Matt O’s on you used to want his butt on a stick he’s on the first show we’re friends now we don’t Matt Ory told me that he actually wants your ass on a stick if you don’t call him from your walk tomorrow he just texted me he’s watching the show all right what time is it 10:30 tomorrow yeah call him around 10:30 that’s that’s fine all right that’s good i’ll be there for you all right i look forward to it i love you you know I love you i love you too Bob i’ll I’ll talk to you tomorrow all right okay bye now ladies and gentlemen Bobby Midnight and I was going to play this but I couldn’t find it fast enough but I’ll play it anyway [Music] taking their shirts off taking their shirts off taking their shirts off bobby and Charles are damn sexy and sexy let’s party let’s party bobby and Charles are hot and sweaty [Music] uh for those just tuning in late the first hour was mostly Jets talk I promise also speaking of the Jets I’m giving away a Justin Fields jersey to someone at the end of the show if you call into the show you get a raffle ticket bobby I’m putting you down for two because we technically did take two of your calls i feel like we uh we made some progress there with you and also if you get for the Fields jersey reminder that means you’re in the weekly raffle as well kevin Mai signed jersey wayne Crebette signed jersey del Riva signed football joe Nameoth signed football the name it stuff is the best anytime we do that people always are super into it so I’ll try to mix in as much Joe name stuff as we can so gift away to be entered in the raffle minimum super chat to get two tickets is $10 big fella you were next but I saw you just dropped off so if you call back I will get you on immediately open phone lines last chance to get in we’ve we’ve covered really a tremendous amount of ground we’ve had someone sent to the hole just amazing also this super chat from Big Fella I meant to get to earlier jets Jesus went to Scott Stylist today he definitely did i miss Scott scott if you’re out there hopefully you’re doing well and you can call in chicken Jenkins says someone should get Gorman on a new beach he’d be looking at boobs all day dude he’d be arrested so quickly you imagine that that horn dog on a beach a nudest beach man oscar writes in “Jake I’m still trying to figure out what broke the camel’s back between the friendship of Bobby Midnight and One Punch Day Bria i find myself perplexed i I think they uh just had a falling out over lack of employment for Bob and I also think Bria can’t stand Gary so much and Bobby allowing Gary to run his anti-woman agenda takes on Bobby show i think that bothers Dave too that’s my theory on it ladies and gentlemen we asked for the big fella and guess what we shall receive the big fella well these homie sitting in a chair cuz his back hurts on the road he’s sitting in a chair in an upgraded hotel room he calls to show his ass is in a chair his wife thinks he’s weird he got a beard he loves the jets the super chats he’s a big fella he’s all alone in a room on a chair but he’s a big fella am I on did I freeze big fella you there am I there i don’t know that my screen’s blank so I I really don’t see anything i hear you do you hear me i hear you yeah yeah okay i don’t know the audience can see us right now my computer completely froze right now as that intro was playing so I hear you big fella but the only thing I see right now is actually just a still image of you sitting in the chair from the intro hey that’s that’s exactly what I’m doing right now there you go all right this is really back to my radio route now i can’t see anything i just see literally a cartoon version of you but I hear you so let’s do a talk show until this works itself out all right i appreciate it um I was thinking the easiest job in the world must be a job recruiter it has to be these people are these people are looking these people are looking for jobs it’s taking them months to get jobs bobb’s been looking for supposedly Bobb’s been looking for a job since like February March and now it’s June and uh you know I love Bobby but you know there are things out there you just got to go get it and Charles I mean you can’t you can’t send in your wrong email nick Shine Nick Shine does deserve half his paycheck 100% he absolutely deserves half his paycheck i mean it’s like I don’t know it’s It’s crazy um Nick Shine is a saint and he deserves a lot better um initiative from Charles than uh than what he’s getting in my opinion but yeah and by the way nude beaches topless topless beaches in Europe are pretty good europe let’s just say that so yeah what country spain spain yeah you gotta uh you gota you got to go outside the country for stuff like that but uh yeah I mean I don’t know what’s colder the Yankees bats or the job searches of these two honestly what happens first bobby and Charles get jobs or the Yankees score a run it’s crazy right i mean it’s it’s nuts i mean with Judge being in a slump right now I mean it’s like there they have nobody hitting like nobody and I mean just imagine how the season would have been if Cole didn’t get hurt you know it doesn’t sol it doesn’t solve the batting but they’re gonna hit again though they’re just collectively all slumping at They do this every June it’s very frustrating the June s No that’s true that’s true yeah i mean I guess we’ll see but uh yeah that that’s that’s pretty much all I got you know I Nick Shine has a segment on his show what did we learn i learned that I should have been a job recruiter that’s that’s what I learned it’s free money you just you don’t have to do anything yeah yeah i mean you don’t It’s like And the thing is when people get desperate enough they do it on their own so it’s like they’re getting paid for nothing so I don’t know i don’t get it but anyway that was not my phone rick Kent that was not my phone buzzing also we’re back i could out see you big fell you look great cool but uh like I said that’s all I got what did you think of Beast how about Beast uh once again raising the Q score in the community was a takedown of uh six rings dude I was laughing my ass off at that that was so when he brought the bat out I was like yes he’s like listen [ __ ] and I’m like what like hold on a second there now Beast has come a really long way man and six rings you know you you you can’t be this dumb bro um it’s like he doesn’t understand the concept of the Patriot Jet rivalry it’s amazing to me but the thing is it’s been explained to him yet he still comes on wearing that Patriot [ __ ] you know it’s like why first of all get a man’s jersey the women’s jersey is that’s a bad look number one number two get the get the point you know we’re we’re Jets fans i don’t I bet he doesn’t even know who the quarterback was before Tom Brady for the Patriots i bet I I would I would bet money on that yeah probably not you know so you know it’s like if you don’t know the history and you know now you’re immersing yourself into it by the way your favorite player Teddy Brussi is a steroid user so you know that’s that’s uh that’s a good guy to look up to but anyway um you know it’s he’s got to get the point you know I don’t want to keep bashing a guy you know i I I just don’t get it you know it’s it’s become it’s become a big like question for me like why is he doing this you know he says he has anxiety okay yeah he calls a Jet show where people rag on him because he’s a Patriot fan what’s the point you know yeah why Why does he feel like he needs this show in his life if he’s a If he’s a real Patriots fan why would you watch a show that covers the It’s not like we cover the Jets like and all the other teams in the league and it’s like kind of like a generic NFL show we’re going in depth today on the kicker battle that’s going to take place in training camp who cares about that unless you’re a Jet fan that’s what I’m saying that’s what I’m saying and it’s like was he kicked out of the Patriots chat rooms i don’t know you know were they ragging on him there and he was like “Oh I’ll go to the Jet.” I don’t get it by the way Boomtown Boomtown is still my favorite Canadian so Bobby you need to apologize great Canadian i can’t believe Bobby has beef with Boomtown bobby has fights with the weirdest people man boomtown’s like one of the nicest people and one of the coolest people that I’ve talked to how about when Bobby is like I’m glad Florida won the cup it’s like Boomtown’s not even an Edmonton fan he’s he roots for the Senators that’s what I’m saying you know it’s like like I’m sure he doesn’t care that much yeah yeah it’s not like the Olympics man you know it’s crazy you know it’s like he uh I don’t know i love Bobby i wish he would um show show more initiative with the job thing you know and how about the walking pad you sent him he complains that he can’t walk when it’s raining you you paid good money to send him a walking pad yeah yeah well I don’t know i mean he’s he’s just he did lose weight then he gain I know he gained some back but uh you know hopefully he’s walking outside you know i I sent it I sent the walking pad to him as like a tool for him to get healthy whether he uses it or not that’s on him you know but uh yeah that’s Speaking of tools Thunderlips super chatted has Charles even cooked on the air fryer I got him yet or is he storing high sea ectoer in it i don’t know man i see Ecto-Cooler that That used to be good that used to be really good i’m sure I’m sure he probably hasn’t used it thunder he probably still has the toaster oven in the closet well it seems like all the stuff that we got Charles he isn’t using like I got him the bath mat and the whole bathroom ensemble with for Batman yep that seems to be I would bet Roseanne took that out of there um you know how about the uh Didn’t you get him the penis uh candy he got rid of that right away i did i did yeah he didn’t slurp any of down very offended he didn’t slurp any of that down no well um yeah he he did he did that so I don’t know i don’t If he uses it he uses it but I mean it’s like make your own decisions Charles and his parents knocked the Squatty Potty before they even tried themselves that was my housewarming gift that’s That’s crazy you know so I’ve never tried that but supposedly it’s a great thing you know I used to see the commercials with that unicorn [ __ ] purple ice i I have your address big fella because you’ve won raffle prizes and bought merch i’m going to send you a Squatty Potty when you least no no no no dude no dude i’m good i’m good i mean I I I don’t know how it would be in my bathroom i mean we’ll see but uh yeah I mean if I want to get one I I’ll just get I’ll just get one but uh maybe I’ll send it to Beast for a job well done today speaking of Beast I I don’t know if his package came yet but uh family show he know oh that’s true yeah you know hey Beast did your package show up um negative i’ve been keeping an eye on it it keeps saying “Oh it’s a little late in there.” Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so it’s like I’m not going to yell and scream why yell and scream when you can have a have a cracker have some crackers is that what you’re eating there soup these are crackers what are you putting on the crackers anything you’re just going straight crackers no I don’t want to put anything on a cracker these are perfectly fine these are the salt what kind of crackers are they salt hey the premium ones these are the ones my grandfather used to get oh all right there’s a challenge where with saltines you know that right where my grandfather used to get those when I when I when I was a little kid he he he would always say “Ah hey what you see is what you get.” You know that’s the way it is my grandfather was very very you know normal person him and his brother used to work at the Tribune down uh down not too far from here they did it for 46 years they did a good job but uh today was a statement to Patriots 12 if he wants more of me I can lift him seven feet in the air and just do a little uh open up the garbage can into the church hey Beast can you eat Can you eat five crackers at once no no no that’s too much hey Beast move the microphone let’s see how many you could eat yeah let’s see no no no no no no no one at a time one all right but we’ll we’ll put it all like in your mouth before you swallow it let’s see how many you could fit i’m only I’m only going to do three i think you can do more than three i think you could do five you want you you sure you want to do this allan just said you’re a [ __ ] and you better do at least seven wow he’s calling you up hey Allan I got something you can do in German fosting liquor that means sucking in German and I’m German you I’m German you slime ball and I can knock your teeth out and knock you out with one punch jackass let’s Let’s eat some crackers Beast here we go not too bad decent average little dry but what the hell good we covered a lot of ground this call big fella well done i think so man i really do hey great show today man really great show big fella you’re the man you’re a huge part of it appreciate you as always and be on the lookout i might send you a Squatty Potty might not like it but you’re going to learn to love it also when he said he’s German I was like “Oh dear God this could be the end of the show right here man I if we did a top five of the most insane things that happened I don’t even know if that last call from beast even makes it bobby Charles six rings the nudest beast conver nudest beach conversation allan talking about toes up his derriè god ladies and gentlemen a TED spot from the big fella he was just on the show and now he’s got a chance to win a Justin Fields jersey give it up for the great big fella all right if you hear your name called big fella just made you a channel member abby Baby Robert Morris Adam S gaz Peter Boro J artist Nate Bonafan Adam Bolang M Shaf all receiving channel memberships from the big fella appreciate you guys last chance here truly to get in the raffle i’m trying to multitask right now and get all the names together so we could decide or determine the wheel will determine who’s going to win the Justin Fields jersey if you win once again Oh yeah dylan I forgot what word Charles used too i just saw your comment yep that was another one just what a what a show uh this jersey is what we’re giving away at the end if you’re just tuning in if you win email me what size you want it in on that note what I’m going to do right now is I’m going to play a video because I need to buy myself some time to count up all the raffle names so I present to you a short clip from a recent Jake Asmin program it’s time for paying Charles to shave what the hell you started already you’re supposed to do it on the air when I introduce you what are you doing shaving you were not supposed to start yet sorry you’re supposed to shave on the show if you started shaving before the show that doesn’t make any sense that defeats the whole purpose you just robbed the people of the full experience charles this is one of the biggest mistakes you’ve ever made in your entire life people want their money back this is ridiculous your pay is being cut in half jquest says “How much to put him in the hole?” $50 10 memberships unbelievable how do you How do you look yourself in the mirror right now rick Kent says he’s not even using shaving cream no wonder why he cuts himself i am using shaving cream actually how’s the hole Charles great what you did is disgraceful sorry everybody actually the hole’s not that bad it’s actually very comfy nick Sean writes in “Does Charles getting in this hole mean he’s still a virgin?” Yes you brought such shame to this community Charles don’t know what else to say is there anything Charles could do to try and get some sort of redemption dave Briggus says “Shave the chest.” Fine I’ll shave my chest it is on you now to come through for the Asmaniac community otherwise you go right back to the hole buddy oh good lord this is what the people want on a football Friday why are you doing it like that Charles this is how you ended up with a wound that we’re still discussing weeks later up and down not in a circle good lord north and south i don’t even think anything’s happening i don’t want you to murder yourself live on the air that could be a problem i thought you have an electric shaver like a buzzer is it even on it is on yeah I don’t hear the Jake look shout out to anyone still watching this at first he was going like this like with a circular motion with an electric razor i’m like what are you doing sam says “Imagine this is the first video you stumble across.” Oh good lord charles yes what are you doing this is what happened last time Charles shaved shaved good lord oh good lord here we go he’s using a straight edge now oh this could This could end poorly folks why aren’t you using shaving cream don’t use razors i This is not a good idea do not do this oh good god oh my god we’re going to watch a man cut his own chest open and bleed out on YouTube aren’t we you’re going too fast slow down with the straight edge Charles yeah you got to No no no no no no no stop stop this is unwatchable Charles yes you want to go like little dabs at a time you don’t want to drag it 12 in down your chest there you Now rinse the razor out rinse the razor out cuz it’s You’re You’re quite a hairy little young man i inherited that from my father thank you for that info he’s going to get bumps the way that he’s doing it he’s going to be itchy as hell tomorrow think we should cut it charles do you own Aftershave no that could be an issue with the itchiness he’s got to learn his lesson Mike and you know what people paid good money for him just to shave his face that was a good stroke you got a lot going on there that was good hey now and you got to keep the razor clean out of the hair you got to keep rinsing it out underneath jake how many people are online watching this 189 people are tuned in live right now we’ll get it for your show looks pretty smooth gta the It’s time to announce the winners of the weekly Asaniac Raffle let’s spin the Jake Asmin wheel of champions and find out which Asmaniac is winning an epic prize uh yeah I couldn’t watch Charles Shave anymore oh god I’ve seen that video too many times already ladies and gentlemen the wheel is here thunderlifts I got you down in the raffle because I saw you sent in the super chat as I was counting the names i’m not going to read it but it’s on the screen addison you are the man my friend gift and two membership shout out to Addison always supporting the show and if you need help with Chad GBT Addison’s your go-to and he is in the raffle for two okay ladies and gentlemen music please [Music] someone’s going to win a Justin Fields jersey now the positive is if you win the jersey and Justin Field stinks you didn’t pay for it and you have a really cool jersey for at least the year if you don’t win the jersey the good news is you still have another chance to win one of our weekly raffle prizes later this week so again thank you to everyone who gifted gonna do a lot of giveaways this month because it’s June and I really want to thank all the die hards who keep me afloat year round especially when it’s slow and there’s not a ton of news to react to so the winner of the Justin Fields jersey let’s find out who it is we spin the wheel right now the winner is Frank P man Frank is on some roll but I’ll tell you what Frank definitely deserves it because he was the man who got us going with the six ring stuff today he put six rings in the hole frank had 10 raffle entries off that so congratulations to Frank P you are the winner of the Justin Fields jersey frank I have your address so you just got to tell me what size you want the jersey in or if maybe you’re not a jersey guy and you want it sent to someone else we could arrange that as well frank in the last couple days he won a signed CJ Mosley jersey signed Kevin Mai jersey and today I sent him his signed Anthony Beck jersey and now he’s coming away with a Justin Fields jersey frank Pig I want to be as lucky as that man congrats to him awesome listener great supporter of the channel so I’m very glad that he’s the one with the jersey if you didn’t win you still got a chance to win uh some of our weekly raffle prizes i want to thank the audience you guys are great wild show thank you to Dylan Tamman who came on as he always does every Wednesday he came on for 90 minutes which is a long time so we really appreciate that we’re back tomorrow bobby Midnight apparently is going to call in live from one of his walks i will see it when I believe it but he claims he will matt Ori joins us in the 10 a.m hour to start off the show until then I’ll talk to you guys soon js Jets jets jets who was that lovely lady that was Carly oh anyway hold on i stopped the I stopped the the show there we’ve never had this in the history of the show a 20 spot at the Buzzer Mimosa i feel terrible i wish I wish I saw this no this was at 635 she literally just did this i My heart stopped i thought I missed a 20 spot for Mimosa that didn’t count in the fields uh jersey just now holy crap mimosa I’m putting the helmet on for you i will make sure that we get you down in the weekly raffle always good to get Mimosa in here hold on this calls for the helmet 20 names to read off mimosa’s back i was having some of the wine that Mimosa sent me the other night with someone mimosa you’re awesome shout out to you and I’m gonna have to play something fun for this hold on sound the alarms mimosa’s back baby [Music] strapping it up at the literal buzzer here a 20 spot from the great Mimosa plant of Toast blake who have they played joe Kapanelli sb24 projects NYJ pod Fab Derf Dylan Ra John Reed CeCe EA Deuce Maine Jeff Johnson Joe Like a Boss music Christopher Cazio boss of bosses Brandon Cohen Gilbert Farmer all receiving channel memberships at the actual buzzer boom it’s raining memberships all of it mimosa you’re the best thank you thank you thank you on that note that’s a show love you all thank you to Mimosa thank you to everyone who gifted everyone who called in amazing show couldn’t do it without without the best listeners ever we’re back tomorrow two more shows maybe the Yankees score a run tonight talk to you guys soon farewell everyone give us a little moonwalk i can’t i got I got the ankle do you not know what happened no did something happen recently yeah when I was in New York I got hit by a car is there security footage of this can I play it on the show so they would probably have the footage i mean what am I going to do with it now a Gator’s already working on a production of this so uh Yeah I think that’s why I didn’t want to bring it up i’m going to play a drop and then that’s your cue to make a face like you got hit by a car are you ready all right I’ll do it here we go ready and Gator writes in can you throw the headset off and vomit now there’s a gas station over here i’m going to go get some pizza and see if they have any butter to put on it you could have died but I didn’t oh oh take that you pesky Patriots fans he’s going to die hey Dre what do you think about Brock Pury he’s going to die get in the hole
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The only thing fans should take out of OTAs is there wasn’t a catastrophic injury other than that take what you hear with a grain of salt