The name-your-kid-Ohtani era has begun

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  1. Jesus followed by Ohtani means the parents think he’s a living God:

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  2. I have a feeling Yoshi will end up becoming a more popular name just because it’s been a part of the lexicon and a more “normalised” name through Nintendo.

  3. My three year old’s soccer team over in Encino has a kid named Shohei. He’s white with blonde hair and blue eyes. Bit weird, but hey. He’s the greatest.

  4. The biggest downside of Shohei being a Dodger and not a Yankee is that we won’t get nearly as many Dominicans trying to wedge Shohei’s full name into their children’s names

  5. I told my wife I want my boys name to be Kobe Luka, I guess now I have to name him Kobe Luka Ohtani.

  6. In five or six years, there are going to be classrooms filled with Dodger names and the only way to differentiate them is going to be by the middle name. “Shohei Rojas, please line up next to Shohei Enrique and Roki Muncy. No, not you Roki Kersh”

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