Leave nothing to chance. Let’s secure Fernando Mendoza and start 2026 with our Franchise QB1

Job is not finished

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  1. This is incredible. I don’t love tanking. But I do love this. Do what’s necessary.

  2. Is there any down side to this? I’d hate to get Mendoza just to have some curse on him his whole career

  3. You realize, we need a complete overhaul of this team. Including a new coach, right? Just saying.

  4. Did you get a bucket of chicken as offering?

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  5. I think someone paid an Etsy witch to make me less sexy, but maybe I’m just old and grumpy? 

  6. Next time send me the money and I’ll just projectile shit into the tv 30 minutes before game. Much more effective.

  7. Hey, man!

    I, and *(I’m sure)* a lot of Raider Nation appreciates this, but, I was hoping *to clinch* the No. #1 OA Draft Pick, ***BEFORE*** our Game started, and to get A WIN OVER THE CHIEFS. I know *WE CAN’T COUNT ON THIS SHIT TO WORK* ***AT ALL,*** (to clinch the pick before our Game starts), but, I was really hoping that happened, to go out with a Dub VS. these fools. *(I was also hoping we got revenge on Minshew)* but, ofc we can’t have anything nice, BECAUSE WE’RE RAIDERS AND WE HAVEN’T HAD ANYTHING NICE, since like 2016.

    Anyways, hoping you have a good night and a good Weekend, bro!! Mendozaaaaa!!

  8. Let’s go Celeste !!! I still have PTSD from Jaminkus, hopefully Mendoza is the cure 🏴‍☠️💪

  9. Can you ask her to cast a spell for roger Goodell to leave the nfl? I can send the witch my energy towards her for assistance in said spell.

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