[BILICKI] Bo Bichette offered free ‘steak for life’ from Toronto restaurant if he re-signs with Jays
January 6, 2026
[BILICKI] Bo Bichette offered free ‘steak for life’ from Toronto restaurant if he re-signs with Jays
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if he eats a $30 steak there every day for a year, that’s $10,950 added to the contract value
enticing /s
EDIT: apparently my home-cooked food and cheap local diners has made me woefully ignorant of prices
I’ve never understood offering relatively cheap things for free to people that could buy out the whole business if they wanted
The ~~sushi~~ steak restaurant reservation has been made
It wasn’t Barbariens.
Portillos get in there
Clever marketing to get eyes on your establishment for the moment.
You know what you got to do Joey Merlino. Free cheesesteaks from Skinny Joeys for life.
Their most expensive steak is a $275 40oz porterhouse. If he ate there every day between now and his 100th birthday, then that’s over $7M worth of steak (not accounting for obvious inflation).
I know what you’re all gonna say – “Bichette has to play away games so it’s *not possible* for him to eat there every day!” But in this scenario Bichette uses his contract money to clone an identical twin named Mo Michette who goes to the restaurant in his place when Bo is on the road.
What do we have to offer? Ivar’s Clam Chowder? Dick’s Burgers?
Im sure he can buy steaks for the rest of his life wherever he goes lol
Free ~~Arby’s~~ Steak ~~nuggets~~
No drinks, can’t do drinks.
Not this shit again. It’s gotta be a bad omen by now. Like I’m wagering Bo does not re-sign, specifically because I saw this steak thing. Damnit.
Another restaurant did the same thing during the free agent period when Kawhi Leonard won a championship with the Raptors.
I have no steaks (no pun intended) but honestly i hope they resign him. Hes a good fit for them.
Time for a DFW bbq joint to up the ante and offer him free bbq for life
We goin sizzler we goin sizzler
So the restaurant makes sure that it’s pretty safe before making this offer. I would have liked to see them do this during the World Series
Ah yes, that Toronto Blue Jays tax I keep hearing about
Jimmy’s Seafood does this in Baltimore with crab cakes and it usually backfires
Most famously Chris Davis and Manny Machado for the Orioles but also Jeremy maclin and Michael Crabtree for the Ravens. About the only good one so far was Derrick Henry
I love the concept that the more money you make, the more you can get shit for free
Ka”Wine and Dine” 2.0 but with a much better ending in store 🤞
Yes because rich people need free shit. Give it to the needy instead.
Bichette and Highsmith, free hot dogs for life! No drinks, no drinks. I can’t do it
Always fun when mega-rich people get stuff for free that us poors have to pay full price for.
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26 comments
if he eats a $30 steak there every day for a year, that’s $10,950 added to the contract value
enticing /s
EDIT: apparently my home-cooked food and cheap local diners has made me woefully ignorant of prices
I’ve never understood offering relatively cheap things for free to people that could buy out the whole business if they wanted
The ~~sushi~~ steak restaurant reservation has been made
It wasn’t Barbariens.
Portillos get in there
Clever marketing to get eyes on your establishment for the moment.
You know what you got to do Joey Merlino. Free cheesesteaks from Skinny Joeys for life.
Their most expensive steak is a $275 40oz porterhouse. If he ate there every day between now and his 100th birthday, then that’s over $7M worth of steak (not accounting for obvious inflation).
I know what you’re all gonna say – “Bichette has to play away games so it’s *not possible* for him to eat there every day!” But in this scenario Bichette uses his contract money to clone an identical twin named Mo Michette who goes to the restaurant in his place when Bo is on the road.
What do we have to offer? Ivar’s Clam Chowder? Dick’s Burgers?
Im sure he can buy steaks for the rest of his life wherever he goes lol
Free ~~Arby’s~~ Steak ~~nuggets~~
No drinks, can’t do drinks.
Not this shit again. It’s gotta be a bad omen by now. Like I’m wagering Bo does not re-sign, specifically because I saw this steak thing. Damnit.
Another restaurant did the same thing during the free agent period when Kawhi Leonard won a championship with the Raptors.
I have no steaks (no pun intended) but honestly i hope they resign him. Hes a good fit for them.
Time for a DFW bbq joint to up the ante and offer him free bbq for life
We goin sizzler we goin sizzler
So the restaurant makes sure that it’s pretty safe before making this offer. I would have liked to see them do this during the World Series
Ah yes, that Toronto Blue Jays tax I keep hearing about
Jimmy’s Seafood does this in Baltimore with crab cakes and it usually backfires
Most famously Chris Davis and Manny Machado for the Orioles but also Jeremy maclin and Michael Crabtree for the Ravens. About the only good one so far was Derrick Henry
I love the concept that the more money you make, the more you can get shit for free
Ka”Wine and Dine” 2.0 but with a much better ending in store 🤞
Yes because rich people need free shit. Give it to the needy instead.
Bichette and Highsmith, free hot dogs for life! No drinks, no drinks. I can’t do it
Always fun when mega-rich people get stuff for free that us poors have to pay full price for.