Perfect response to the Athletics

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  1. Why was the owner of the As in such a rush to move the team though? Didn’t have a new stadium anywhere close to ready and also didn’t have the trademarks ready, why not just ride it out in Oakland while you get your ducks in a row?

  2. Don’t worry. As soon as the owner pays literal homage to US King, the USPTO will allow the trademark.

  3. Rename the street their stadium is on Oakland Street. Call them the Oakland As.

    Problem solved.

    Figure your sh*t out America.

  4. When I saw this at work and burst out laughing a coworker asked me what was going on. He’s not a sports guy so he didn’t see the humor in this…

  5. The Nationals would own those trademarks wouldn’t they? It being the same franchise?

  6. I hope, every day for the rest of his life, John Fisher wakes up to the sound of a leaf blower cracking its throttle right outside his bedroom window and then smears a wet dingleberry every time he goes to wipe his ass.

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