The idea: save money by cutting medical staff, decreasing the performance of your best players and improving your draft odds
January 8, 2026
The idea: save money by cutting medical staff, decreasing the performance of your best players and improving your draft odds
12 comments

FUCKING EMBARASSING.
He went to one of the best business schools within 10km of Rogers Arena

Maybe the entire Canucks are just a really elaborate episode of Nathan for You

Just ask Tanner Pearson how good the Canucks medical staff are. Quinn Hughes also made some comments quote “I feel bad for him, I mean, it wasn’t handled properly”. Canucks conducted an internal review shortly after his comments
Have they considered listening to Evanescence?
Sir, we hit Lekkerimaki, he’s under 25. He’s Leonardo approved, we were supposed to spare them.
Chiropractors, onnn your side
In the unlikely chance the Canucks win the draft lottery I suspect Gavin pulls the Stevie Francis due to the Canucks being a dog shit loser organization
Maybe the cure to these injuries is drinking the grandson’s pee
12 comments

FUCKING EMBARASSING.
He went to one of the best business schools within 10km of Rogers Arena

Maybe the entire Canucks are just a really elaborate episode of Nathan for You

Just ask Tanner Pearson how good the Canucks medical staff are. Quinn Hughes also made some comments quote “I feel bad for him, I mean, it wasn’t handled properly”. Canucks conducted an internal review shortly after his comments
Have they considered listening to Evanescence?
Sir, we hit Lekkerimaki, he’s under 25. He’s Leonardo approved, we were supposed to spare them.
Chiropractors, onnn your side
In the unlikely chance the Canucks win the draft lottery I suspect Gavin pulls the Stevie Francis due to the Canucks being a dog shit loser organization
Maybe the cure to these injuries is drinking the grandson’s pee
Also works for country/province.