Returning from my hiatus to say BOLT THE FUCK UP ITS WILD CARD WEEKEND ⚡️⚡️⚡️

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1. Pats are ass

2. LET’S GOOOOOOO I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

3. obligatory: mods you can feel free to delete this if there’s too much butt going on here

   I take long breaks from posting here to not overstay my welcome. some people think i’m a jinx and other people think I’m a good omen. but regardless, tradition is tradition so I am back for the biggest game of the year 🙂‍↕️

   i’ll be honest, the team has already exceeded my expectations this year but my sanity for 2026 is still on the line tonight. so BOLT THE FUCK UP LETS GET A W ⚡️

   if you feel like watching me have a mental breakdown you can find me on twitter @jessnoface

   FUCK THE PATRIOTS

   — jess ⚡️

4. The Hampton jersey is fire! What’s more to look at other than that glorious blue?

5. 

6. The return of the queen

7. I’m getting mixed messages..

8. And when the Bolt Fam needed her the most, she returned!

9. https://preview.redd.it/79mgqshc8rcg1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba46fb7712f0759dd8a1ca41ec6dd1aa30f6aa1e

   She’s muh queen.

10. Thank you, mommy

11. 

    The queen returns 🥹

12. I have no objection to this

13. Is your name a family guy reference?

14. Queen 😍 

    Bolt Up!

15. She’s back fam. Bolt the fuck up.

16. Dad how ass are the Pats?

    *Shows this picture to me*

17. Nice

18. https://preview.redd.it/13jonh82arcg1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41318bcf3b9d141ee5e448fc2f22eed497af7faa

19. Hampton has been my favorite draft pick in recent years. Hopefully this doesn’t mean the chargers will be buns tonight 😭

20. in your absence, a new mascot has taken over the sub. Steve have risen to become your rival