The Arizona Cardinals’ sales pitch to John Harbaugh
January 13, 2026
The Arizona Cardinals’ sales pitch to John Harbaugh
Bickley & Marotta explain why the Arizona Cardinals’ best sales pitch might not be enough to lure John Harbaugh to the Valley. So what is the team’s next best option in its head coaching search?
20 comments
John would hang up the phone on Bidwell lol. He is a joke of an owner 😂
Gems going to NY or Atlanta
You know your sales pitch sucks when you start with the weather and facilities
But the problem is bidwill called collect!!😂😂😂
You forgot about our history of signing top HC candidates
Yeah ok…then Harbaugh hangs up the phone in your face. 🤪
How about curt cignnatti? At iu. Hire him draft mendoza. Cignattis won everywhere he been
Buckley, what hair product do you use?
That sales pitch about Mexican food here is false the Mexican restaurants here are not very good or authentic. If he would’ve said Mexican food trucks then hell yes they are bomb. Or unless he knows someone here that’s Mexican because home made is always better. Other than that hoping they get harbaugh. Bidwill needs to stop being cheap and get this right
and John I wear red pants and a bowtie and we improved our Wi-Fi and have a trailer park inside the stadium.
Can get a tee time at any course in the state
Stop the BS ! NO QUALITY COACH IS COMING TO ARIZONA LOL ESPECIALLY JOHN HARBAGH please stop wasting everyone's time with your nonsense Now IF GM MONTI IS GONE & BIDWELL SELLS THE TEAM THEN MAYBE
You forgot to add: "You & family can go out and go for a walk anywhere and be safe"
Hell yea sell em on our Hispanic culture 🎉 tell him he invited to the carne asada
"Hello John, Michael Bid…..hello?"
Strange roleplay
Hey Bickley, maybe you should call Harbaugh instead of Bidwell calling him? Promise him the moon!
Why would he come to this shit organization?!
AZ does not have good Mexican food.
You forgot to mention our incompetent GM who fafo with our franchise qb for a career backup, you know the one we are trying to foist off as capable to start for 1 year. You know, the one our incompetent Gm said made us more “competitive” but in actually simply made us worse overall so we lost 11 of our last 12games he started. So just trust us bro, we obviously know what we are doing here.
20 comments
John would hang up the phone on Bidwell lol. He is a joke of an owner 😂
Gems going to NY or Atlanta
You know your sales pitch sucks when you start with the weather and facilities
But the problem is bidwill called collect!!😂😂😂
You forgot about our history of signing top HC candidates
Yeah ok…then Harbaugh hangs up the phone in your face. 🤪
How about curt cignnatti? At iu. Hire him draft mendoza. Cignattis won everywhere he been
Buckley, what hair product do you use?
That sales pitch about Mexican food here is false the Mexican restaurants here are not very good or authentic. If he would’ve said Mexican food trucks then hell yes they are bomb. Or unless he knows someone here that’s Mexican because home made is always better. Other than that hoping they get harbaugh. Bidwill needs to stop being cheap and get this right
and John I wear red pants and a bowtie and we improved our Wi-Fi and have a trailer park inside the stadium.
Can get a tee time at any course in the state
Stop the BS ! NO QUALITY COACH IS COMING TO ARIZONA LOL ESPECIALLY JOHN HARBAGH
please stop wasting everyone's time with your nonsense
Now IF GM MONTI IS GONE & BIDWELL SELLS THE TEAM THEN MAYBE
You forgot to add:
"You & family can go out and go for a walk anywhere and be safe"
Hell yea sell em on our Hispanic culture 🎉 tell him he invited to the carne asada
"Hello John, Michael Bid…..hello?"
Strange roleplay
Hey Bickley, maybe you should call Harbaugh instead of Bidwell calling him? Promise him the moon!
Why would he come to this shit organization?!
AZ does not have good Mexican food.
You forgot to mention our incompetent GM who fafo with our franchise qb for a career backup, you know the one we are trying to foist off as capable to start for 1 year. You know, the one our incompetent Gm said made us more “competitive” but in actually simply made us worse overall so we lost 11 of our last 12games he started. So just trust us bro, we obviously know what we are doing here.