Screenshot of ESPN crew all picking the Texans over the Patriots.
January 17, 2026
Screenshot of ESPN crew all picking the Texans over the Patriots.
30 comments
They did and fuck them in vrabes I trust
They’re going against Vegas. And anyway, this is 5 reporters, 3 of whom are so much alike that they chose the same final score of 20-17
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Mina come on
Not a single one of them put a thought into the Houston Offense vs our Defense.
These are paid professionals and they spend no time thinking about their picks they just aaw the trendy Houston Defense narrative and said yeah! Thats the pick!
Seriously though minus Nico how the fuck is Houston going to score on us unless Drake Goes out and throws 3 picks sixes in a row. It baffles me the disrespect we get.
All 5 against us? Seriously.
“I like us”
Did they explain how Houston scores any points?
I’ll take some extra motivation!
This is gonna age like wine
See y’all in the repost in 5 years
I’m so happy that Ryan Clark picked against us. I don’t want that dipshit’s fingerprints anywhere near the win we’re about to pull off.
Fuck ’em
It’ll just make the victory that much sweeter
I actually like our chances more now.
This will change the outcome now, great.
This the same crew that probably didn’t have the pats winning 7 games. This is equivalent to chasing your losses on MNF after spending all your money on Sunday betting.
Live look at Josh McDaniels
They can all suck a fat one
People continue to underestimate the Patriots. They’ve been doing it all year.
28-20, Patriots win.
They think the Texans will run the ball like they did against the Steelers. They forgot the Patriots had the best run defense before the injuries happened, those injured players are now back and the run defense is back to being legit.
We all we got. We all we need. I LIKE US!!
4/5 analysts in the pregame show picked the steelers before their game with the texans
Fuck Ryan Clark’s bitch ass 🖕🖕
Well they’re a bunch of idiots.
The video gave off the vibe that each of them thought everyone else was going Pats, so they’d pick Texans to be different. And then everyone was suddenly Texans. Still pretty funny to see.
You fell for the bait.
I still don’t know how the Texans score minus us giving them short fields via fumble
I have a friend from Houston talking about how it’s better for them that Collins is out. We have a tough game in front of us but come on.
30 comments
They did and fuck them in vrabes I trust
They’re going against Vegas. And anyway, this is 5 reporters, 3 of whom are so much alike that they chose the same final score of 20-17
Bet
Mina come on
Not a single one of them put a thought into the Houston Offense vs our Defense.
These are paid professionals and they spend no time thinking about their picks they just aaw the trendy Houston Defense narrative and said yeah! Thats the pick!
Seriously though minus Nico how the fuck is Houston going to score on us unless Drake Goes out and throws 3 picks sixes in a row. It baffles me the disrespect we get.
All 5 against us? Seriously.
“I like us”
Did they explain how Houston scores any points?
I’ll take some extra motivation!
This is gonna age like wine
See y’all in the repost in 5 years
I’m so happy that Ryan Clark picked against us. I don’t want that dipshit’s fingerprints anywhere near the win we’re about to pull off.
Fuck ’em
It’ll just make the victory that much sweeter
I actually like our chances more now.
This will change the outcome now, great.
This the same crew that probably didn’t have the pats winning 7 games. This is equivalent to chasing your losses on MNF after spending all your money on Sunday betting.
Live look at Josh McDaniels
They can all suck a fat one
People continue to underestimate the Patriots. They’ve been doing it all year.
28-20, Patriots win.
They think the Texans will run the ball like they did against the Steelers. They forgot the Patriots had the best run defense before the injuries happened, those injured players are now back and the run defense is back to being legit.
We all we got. We all we need. I LIKE US!!
4/5 analysts in the pregame show picked the steelers before their game with the texans
Fuck Ryan Clark’s bitch ass 🖕🖕
Well they’re a bunch of idiots.
The video gave off the vibe that each of them thought everyone else was going Pats, so they’d pick Texans to be different. And then everyone was suddenly Texans. Still pretty funny to see.
You fell for the bait.
I still don’t know how the Texans score minus us giving them short fields via fumble
I have a friend from Houston talking about how it’s better for them that Collins is out. We have a tough game in front of us but come on.
Good. Stay on that side.