Blackhawks Signed A 45-Year-Old Banker Who Had Hooters For Lunch As Last-Minute Backup Goalie After Flu Ravaged The Roster

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  1. Clearly the fact that he ate at Hooters for lunch that day deserves to be in the headline. Hope they’d give the same attention to that if it was KFC!

  3. That isn’t a 45 year old banker. That is potential Chicago Blackhawks legend Dave “mf’n” Nozzolillo.

    In the name of almighty Scott Foster, you all need to speak some respect on his name!

  7. Hawks by a dozen. Place your bets now. 

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  10. They said in the broadcast Foster had a family commitment that night which I inferred as he would have been the backup if he wasn’t busy.

    Which is nuts all by itself…”sorry hawks, can’t play tonight, it’s my grandmas birthday party”.

  11. I was reading this like “surely he’s a former AHL player or something. They always are.”

    Highest level was D3 college hockey! lmao!

    I played D3 college hockey!

  12. This happened last Friday. Unfortunately didn’t see game time, but looked good as hell in warm ups and on the bench.

  16. I’m not sure which was a bigger surprise to me:

    * Hooters is still around in 2026

    or

    * BroBible is still around in 2026

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