Even if I’m not wowed I’m rooting for his success now, welcome to Detroit Drew Pretzing!

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1. is his head really that big ???

   

2. Obviously as a Lions fan I hope he does well. League consensus says the opposite.

   Either way I’m seeing the same cope on this sub right now I saw for Morton lol.

3. With a head that big he better be a scheme god

4. I hate the hire, but will be rooting hard for it to succeed. All we can do as fans.

5. He must have some really big plays in that head of his

6. Everyone can hate the hire but everyone should still be rooting for him because if he does well it means the team does well. I’m not confident about him having success but I’m hoping he does.

7. Uncle Fester will show off his explosive offense.

   

8. https://preview.redd.it/duhcedo1eeeg1.jpeg?width=899&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef76774545029968ca26b9896ce4e460602c7ef7

   Red Wings couldn’t make the playoffs with him now he’s the Lions OC? Lions power play will suffer

9. Image goes hard, baldness adds to the aura sadly

10. Yea no choice but to root for him now. Fortunately for him, Morton set the bar really low. Would be hard to be much worse.

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12. Every win next season we make his head bigger

13. With every win, someone needs to increase the size of that dome.

14. Check out the big brain on Drew! You a smart motherfucker, that’s right!

15. The more hair I lose, the more head I get

16. Can he bend a spoon with his mind?

17. I think I saw this dude on SNL a few decades ago

18. https://preview.redd.it/7coasszjieeg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29aaa985f651294c7ada81971fcf2155c789d1aa

    Finally, Dan can coach with a porpoise.

19. Looks like Uncle Fester.

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21. After each of the Lions 17 wins next season, you should edit his head slightly larger

22. https://preview.redd.it/ckl3orogjeeg1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeecb4e7e64e6c3c6a41c25098733cfa7fd3ae6c

23. Beluga whale looking mf

24. https://preview.redd.it/b2cel733leeg1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90513492abd9bfeb2b2d281946a33e21d82c2712

    Dr. Gero head ass nih

25. Bro can echo locate. Can Mike McDonalds?

26. Being a big headed bald man myself, I love this hire. For real tho, I’m an absolute shill for this organization. I trust Brad & Dan. They are both better at all facets of football than me. I’m gonna let them cook & watch from section 341 every home game. I’ll bitch at results. Not hiring’s because I had no fkn clue who Ben Johnson was before he got playcalling duties either.

27. we got fuckin Caillou running our offense 😭

28. He must be hella smart with a brain that big so let’s freakin go!!!

29. Is his head photoshopped?

30. Poverty Voldemort

31. Good lord, gigantism

32. Got a fuckin dome on him eh?

    Edit: nvm it’s edited

33. Is the dude sporting a coach’s guardian cap in that pick?

34. Megamind.

35. https://preview.redd.it/j4xu6gi9reeg1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc731fd3e9c3476e243b595d33324a8d5ad7db1d

36. Looks like an evil genius from a cartoon or anime.

37. He’s a thinker.

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39. This is not edited at all! Can confirm I am his forehead

40. MODS need to take this down.

41. Whoever dropped that logo on his hoodie is one bad mo fo. Never seen photoshop skills quite like this.

42. Haha the head gets bigger in every picture.

43. Is his head really that big?

44. That noggin be nog’n

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46. Remember when everyone was stoked about the Patricia hire?  They had “fear the beard” shirts at the store. 

    The public is usually not the best indicator of nfl job performance 😂

47. Hopefully his head size is an indication of his brain size & the great scheme plan he has for our boys!! Let’s go!!