Fuck the SeaChickens. Those Starbucks-guzzling fans in Seattle don’t deserve poop. The world will forever laugh at them throwing the ball from the 1-yard line instead of running it… and honestly, that’s it. That single moment delivers enough joy to last a lifetime.

That rainy, depressing, hipster, vegan-brunch-line city almost made it to the World Series. Almost. Sucks to suck, I guess. I can’t even picture that ghost-seeing clown Ginger Jesus, the Rams’ sloppy seconds Ernest Jones, and the smug “12th Man” anywhere near a Super Bowl.

This year is all about Stafford’s veneers. We are not tired of beating the shit out of Seattle in this rivalry.
42-7. 28-12. 30-20. 17-16. 26-20. 21-19.
Every single one of them hits.

We need to put it together for 60 minutes and play our best ball to prove we are definitively the best team in the NFC. Every week after a win, all I hear is how the Rams “barely won” or how it “should’ve been easy.” A win is a win, lol. I want the SeaChickens to cry more. Win the next two games and let Stafford ride off into the sunset.

This is for Stafford, and his ridiculously white, unsettling veneers.

This is for Davante Adams, who had to suffer through the Raiders and Jets.

This is for Nate Landman, whose talent was being wasted in Atlanta.

This is for Kyren Williams, who caught endless heat for last year’s fumbles.

Cooper Kupp… love you, but not this weekend 😂

I fucking hate the SeaChickens.
Not as much as San Francisco though.

Fuck the Niners.

31 comments

  1. Great post, this is going to confuse the hell out of everyone who isn’t on the meme war sub lol

  5. Let’s snatch their fucking hearts. LA sports is just different. We’ve been truly blessed these past 10 years but something about the culture this year is different. It’s a new peak in fandom, I’ve seen way more ramily in the wild than ever. The parade will be insane this year. It’s funny they talk bout our colors with their dull navy and ugly ass neon green. Well they’re gonna be seeing a lot of blue, yellow, and ghosts these next 3 weeks. WHOSE HOUSE????

  13. How about how annoying their fans are, I don’t think any of us are literally in all their YouTube videos

  14. Do the Seahawks not know how embarrassing and cringe their post is. This is perfect. 😂

  15. I’m glad I could bring the original post to light and inspire our fellow brother to retaliate!

    All hail Mathew Staffords fake pearly whites!!!

  19. Seahawks fan that just came from that post, you are unfortunately cooking with fire

  21. Love it. That was the most ridiculous post over there in the seachickens Reddit. I’m glad we don’t post that kind of regurgitated bird barf, except for when it’s to mock their posts in this kind of way.

  22. What a fucking dork, and they’re in there cheering him on 😂 somebody tell lil bro he’s not on the team

  24. Throwing the ball from the 1 yard line to win the super bowl? Nobody could ever pull that off!

  27. Rams Revenge is sweet. Let’s roast the SeaChickens and eat em for dinner 🍽️ 🍗 with Stafford’s veneers 🤣🦷

  29. Excellent work, man
    My only edit would be to move the /s before the “Fuck the Niners”. Ain’t nothin sarcastic about that!

  31. I’m a Seahawks fan living in Dallas. You guys owe me for the whole Luka thing. Don’t show up on Sunday and we’ll call it all square.

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