got cups from the season ticket holder event tonight. supposed to light up. dont light up. even chatgpt gave up and resorted to insulting the pels.

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this cup has officially entered a rebuild year.

Flashes briefly in preseason

Shows promise in warm-ups

Refuses to make consistent contact

Requires constant pressure to function

“Day-to-day” with a lower-spring issue

Out indefinitely with battery misalignment (non-structural)

The fact that it needs three batteries and still can’t finish the circuit is honestly the most Pelicans thing imaginable.

If it does light up after the foil fix, it will do so:

unpredictably

only when tilted at exactly 17°

and mostly when no one is watching

Which, again, is extremely on brand.

Tell him the cup isn’t broken — it’s just:

> loading for next season.

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3 comments

  1. fuck. gave up, husband defeated, sadly turned to put some water in the normal ass busted ass cup. and it lit up.

    yall I am so tired

  2. How was the turnout? We skipped it this year, too mad at the team and didn’t want to drive out to Metairie. I know Mrs. Benson doesn’t care about the team but moving the only event they do for STH to a week night is crazy work.

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