GSW front office more washed than their players are
I appreciate the full commitment to the bit.
Just completely delusional.
Lmaooo
and i would like to go on a date with kat dennings
LOL most delusional franchise in sports
I don’t care how this goes. The world needs to see this happen.
If you get me Lebron, Curry, and Giannis on the same team.. It would be a legendary send off for Lebron.
LeBron they may get. Giannis? With what fucking assets?
I want Ana de Armas too but that doesnt mean I’d have a chance on her
What trade bait does Warriors have to offer for Giannis? A broken Jimmy Butler and a FRP ain’t gonna do it.
Golden State. Sounds like a retirement residential neighborhood.
The Celtics would like to target Nikola Jokic via trade AND Kristaps Porzingis via free agency this offseason, per /u/TatumBrownWhite
And I would like to go on a date with Madison Beer and Beyoncé
might as well get sga and jokic while they’re at it
Draymond was the source
This is the most “Jake Fischer” thing I’ve ever seen. Just reports a bunch of nonsense every year.
Warriors and Heat may be the two most delusional in terms of superstars via trade.
Nobody is taking their late first rounders for Giannis. Bucks should be able to get legit young pieces and picks and so many other teams should be lining up.
Why stop there? Get KD, Kawhi, Bam, assemble the Avengers.
Do they think Jimmy Bulters money magically disappears because he’s hurt?
This the greed they talk about in the Bible.
Le Hardest Road
Sounds good!
Sure, why not
I’d like a blowjob from Sydney Sweeney while we’re at it.
Yeah sounds great man really good 👍
I’m also targeting Sydney Sweeney in a trade for my wife and Ana de Armas in free agency this summer
Why don’t they also try to get jokic? Are they stupid?
I would like to target Dua Lipa for a trade and also consider bringing in Ana de Armas as a free agent wife.
Also Jokic and Shai, then that starting lineup will really cook next to Steph.
We have moved on from just having delusional warriors fans to having a delusional warriors front office as well.
I would like to target Margot Robbie and Lauren Cohan this summer, myself
Warriors bench gonna look like mine on MyNBA with salary caps on
Yes please, add KD too.
Yea lets just put all the old guys in 1 team Im sure nothing bad’s gonna happen
Why stop there? Throw Wemby and SGA in while you’re at it.
I am targetting Keke Palmer and Angela White this offseason.
“and I just want a million dollars” -Chandler Bing
Fuck the Warriors, but Steph and LeBron on the same team with Giannis would be pretty crazy basketball to watch.
They’re assuming lebron plays AND takes a heavy paycut. If Lebron takes a huge paycut I think every team would take him just on how he will fill seats alone. Final year of lebron is GOLD for ticket sales.
![[Jake Fischer] The Warriors would like to target Giannis Antetokounmpo via trade AND LeBron James via free agency this offseason, per @JakeLFischer](https://www.rawchili.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/1769133312_355_XQeJWpK2amGPo25vi9OxSYpIwJbWdz-t7yiOuWNr7EU.jpeg)
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Lol, lmao even
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GSW front office more washed than their players are
I appreciate the full commitment to the bit.
Just completely delusional.
Lmaooo
and i would like to go on a date with kat dennings
LOL most delusional franchise in sports
I don’t care how this goes. The world needs to see this happen.
If you get me Lebron, Curry, and Giannis on the same team.. It would be a legendary send off for Lebron.
LeBron they may get. Giannis? With what fucking assets?
I want Ana de Armas too but that doesnt mean I’d have a chance on her
What trade bait does Warriors have to offer for Giannis? A broken Jimmy Butler and a FRP ain’t gonna do it.
Golden State. Sounds like a retirement residential neighborhood.
The Celtics would like to target Nikola Jokic via trade AND Kristaps Porzingis via free agency this offseason, per /u/TatumBrownWhite
And I would like to go on a date with Madison Beer and Beyoncé
might as well get sga and jokic while they’re at it
Draymond was the source
This is the most “Jake Fischer” thing I’ve ever seen. Just reports a bunch of nonsense every year.
Warriors and Heat may be the two most delusional in terms of superstars via trade.
Nobody is taking their late first rounders for Giannis. Bucks should be able to get legit young pieces and picks and so many other teams should be lining up.
Why stop there? Get KD, Kawhi, Bam, assemble the Avengers.
Do they think Jimmy Bulters money magically disappears because he’s hurt?
This the greed they talk about in the Bible.
Le Hardest Road
Sounds good!
Sure, why not
I’d like a blowjob from Sydney Sweeney while we’re at it.
Yeah sounds great man really good 👍
I’m also targeting Sydney Sweeney in a trade for my wife and Ana de Armas in free agency this summer
Why don’t they also try to get jokic? Are they stupid?
I would like to target Dua Lipa for a trade and also consider bringing in Ana de Armas as a free agent wife.
Also Jokic and Shai, then that starting lineup will really cook next to Steph.
We have moved on from just having delusional warriors fans to having a delusional warriors front office as well.
I would like to target Margot Robbie and Lauren Cohan this summer, myself
Warriors bench gonna look like mine on MyNBA with salary caps on
Yes please, add KD too.
Yea lets just put all the old guys in 1 team Im sure nothing bad’s gonna happen
Why stop there? Throw Wemby and SGA in while you’re at it.
I am targetting Keke Palmer and Angela White this offseason.
“and I just want a million dollars” -Chandler Bing
Fuck the Warriors, but Steph and LeBron on the same team with Giannis would be pretty crazy basketball to watch.
They’re assuming lebron plays AND takes a heavy paycut. If Lebron takes a huge paycut I think every team would take him just on how he will fill seats alone. Final year of lebron is GOLD for ticket sales.