Sengun is one of my least favorite Rockets of the past 10 years. Awful free throw shooter in the clutch, always complaining to the refs
How about he learn how to fucking shoot
i liked it. it looks cool
Embiid will pull his hair and won’t be given any fouls. Embiid will also shoot free throws when his hair touches him.
Duren and Stew might eat him alive tomorrow
Then you could shave all the hair off his face and cover it with grease so he looks shiny and completely unintimidating like Josh Giddey.
Then he can go practice free throws until his arms fall off.
After that, he can take a course in emotional intelligence so he doesn’t have those downward spirals where he goes 2 or 3 minutes compounding mistakes on both ends of the court out of frustration.
Long hair might also add to his flopping skills, making them look more dramatic so he gets more whistles.
BONUS: The Gasol look might even empower KD or Amen to bitch slap him back to reality once in a while.
The is the European secret to flopping. Sengun has no hair to flail around so he gets no calls. See gasol dirk nash ginobili all had the floppy hair!
If he did, would you let him do butt stuff with you?
Do one like our boi Luis Scola
Clean cut is always best. Well groomed wins every time.
He should stop being so fucking inconsistent
Dude keeps pump faking and arm flailing every single funking time man. Shit is disguting to watch.
Sengun should score more than 13 points a game and do better than 5 of 14 from the field.
Backing up violently on OP.
Well actually that looks fucking cool
He’s Turkish, it’d be treason not to have some shitty soccer player haircut
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Might turn him into an MVP candidate.
Focusing on the important stuff
Sengun is one of my least favorite Rockets of the past 10 years. Awful free throw shooter in the clutch, always complaining to the refs
How about he learn how to fucking shoot
i liked it. it looks cool
Embiid will pull his hair and won’t be given any fouls. Embiid will also shoot free throws when his hair touches him.
Duren and Stew might eat him alive tomorrow
Then you could shave all the hair off his face and cover it with grease so he looks shiny and completely unintimidating like Josh Giddey.
Then he can go practice free throws until his arms fall off.
After that, he can take a course in emotional intelligence so he doesn’t have those downward spirals where he goes 2 or 3 minutes compounding mistakes on both ends of the court out of frustration.
Long hair might also add to his flopping skills, making them look more dramatic so he gets more whistles.
BONUS: The Gasol look might even empower KD or Amen to bitch slap him back to reality once in a while.
The is the European secret to flopping. Sengun has no hair to flail around so he gets no calls. See gasol dirk nash ginobili all had the floppy hair!
If he did, would you let him do butt stuff with you?
Do one like our boi Luis Scola
Clean cut is always best. Well groomed wins every time.
He should stop being so fucking inconsistent
Dude keeps pump faking and arm flailing every single funking time man. Shit is disguting to watch.
Sengun should score more than 13 points a game and do better than 5 of 14 from the field.
Backing up violently on OP.
Well actually that looks fucking cool
He’s Turkish, it’d be treason not to have some shitty soccer player haircut
Looks like Jon Snow from game of thrones