Kevin Durant to fan courtside: “Who the f*ck you talking to motherf*cker… What would you do out here… Fat motherf*cker you can’t do sh*t… Watch your f*ckin’ mouth”
January 24, 2026
Kevin Durant to fan courtside: “Who the f*ck you talking to motherf*cker… What would you do out here… Fat motherf*cker you can’t do sh*t… Watch your f*ckin’ mouth”
30 comments
Turned a shit talking man into an apologetic little boy.
I would so pay thousands of dollars to sit court side and watch KD degrade me in real time.
Of course it’s a dude with a Nets KD jersey on…and then he takes it off…
With the KD jersey on to… I would cry.
But in all seriousness, I just think of that boondocks meme “what he do to make them so mad”
He started with a KD jersey and then took it off lmao
Why do people do this? Eat your nachos and drink your beer, bud. Let the players that you paid $1000’s to watch play basketball.
Kevin’s talking up a storm tonight
KD really is just a legendary 12-year-old Redditor trapped in a 7-foot God-tier basketball player’s body. He’s the only superstar who treats courtside hecklers the same way he treats trolls on Twitter. Never change, Slim Reaper.🔥
gonna miss KD when he retires
Full Comment:
“Who the f*ck you talking to motherf*cker… What would you do out here… Fat motherf*cker you can’t do sh*t… Watch your f*ckin’ mouth”
“In front of me you can’t do that, especially in front of my team I don’t accept that, if you talking sh*t about real players it don’t make sense, this basketball court is sacred to me”
“So you admit you say sh*t you don’t mean…… it just don’t make sense to me that’s why I’m correcting you and then when I explain it to you… you look kinda stupid don’t apologize… I’m just telling you how I am about basketball that’s how much I care about it”
At least KD doesn’t kick them out
Durant talking shit to doughy nerds in overpriced courtside seats is legitimately his best quality and nobody can tell me otherwise.
I kinda want to see KD face off with a troll who doesn’t care
If you’re going to talk shit at least commit to the bit man. KD isn’t gonna do shit to you either so don’t clam up all of a sudden, say the craziest shit you can think of and throw him off
1K seats to get hoed out on the internet is crazy
Not saying the fan didn’t deserve it but I genuinely don’t understand how these player care about stuff like this lol
As an NBA fan fuck yeah let the players and fans have a little back and forth as long as it’s not out of line
This shit right here is why American sports has no fucking soul. In Europe they’ll sing a song about how you cheated on your wife to the tune of some Beatles song. But here we are just supposed to sit quietly and observe the game. If you get lucky someone might get a “D-fence” chant going. Pathetic
Him wearing the Durant jersey at first, then it comes back to them again and he has it off 😂
Responding to them only encourages more of it.
How are you gonna wear a Kevin Durant jersey, sit courtside, and talk shit to KEVIN DURANT? This is another level of tomfoolery
Damn he’s tall.
I will never understand these dudes that pay the money to sit courtside and talk shit to players.
what did the fat motherfucking dude say that triggered him?
As someone who now exclusively uses subtitles this was a hard listen.
That lady drinking her wine completely unbothered 🤌
If I paid to sit front row and a star trash talks me, I’m going to remember that for a life time and he’s probably going to become my favorite player.
I love that he’s the saltiest mofo and he doesn’t care and leans into it
I will never not cheer for athletes who put asshole fans in their place
Exactly how I think a KD interaction with a lot of this sub would go. Talk shit like it’s the internet, apologize when confronted and say they didn’t mean it lol.
30 comments
Turned a shit talking man into an apologetic little boy.
I would so pay thousands of dollars to sit court side and watch KD degrade me in real time.
Of course it’s a dude with a Nets KD jersey on…and then he takes it off…
With the KD jersey on to… I would cry.
But in all seriousness, I just think of that boondocks meme “what he do to make them so mad”
He started with a KD jersey and then took it off lmao
Why do people do this? Eat your nachos and drink your beer, bud. Let the players that you paid $1000’s to watch play basketball.
Kevin’s talking up a storm tonight
KD really is just a legendary 12-year-old Redditor trapped in a 7-foot God-tier basketball player’s body. He’s the only superstar who treats courtside hecklers the same way he treats trolls on Twitter. Never change, Slim Reaper.🔥
gonna miss KD when he retires
Full Comment:
“Who the f*ck you talking to motherf*cker… What would you do out here… Fat motherf*cker you can’t do sh*t… Watch your f*ckin’ mouth”
“In front of me you can’t do that, especially in front of my team I don’t accept that, if you talking sh*t about real players it don’t make sense, this basketball court is sacred to me”
“So you admit you say sh*t you don’t mean…… it just don’t make sense to me that’s why I’m correcting you and then when I explain it to you… you look kinda stupid don’t apologize… I’m just telling you how I am about basketball that’s how much I care about it”
At least KD doesn’t kick them out
Durant talking shit to doughy nerds in overpriced courtside seats is legitimately his best quality and nobody can tell me otherwise.
I kinda want to see KD face off with a troll who doesn’t care
If you’re going to talk shit at least commit to the bit man. KD isn’t gonna do shit to you either so don’t clam up all of a sudden, say the craziest shit you can think of and throw him off
1K seats to get hoed out on the internet is crazy
Not saying the fan didn’t deserve it but I genuinely don’t understand how these player care about stuff like this lol
As an NBA fan fuck yeah let the players and fans have a little back and forth as long as it’s not out of line
This shit right here is why American sports has no fucking soul. In Europe they’ll sing a song about how you cheated on your wife to the tune of some Beatles song. But here we are just supposed to sit quietly and observe the game. If you get lucky someone might get a “D-fence” chant going. Pathetic
Him wearing the Durant jersey at first, then it comes back to them again and he has it off 😂
Responding to them only encourages more of it.
How are you gonna wear a Kevin Durant jersey, sit courtside, and talk shit to KEVIN DURANT? This is another level of tomfoolery
Damn he’s tall.
I will never understand these dudes that pay the money to sit courtside and talk shit to players.
what did the fat motherfucking dude say that triggered him?
As someone who now exclusively uses subtitles this was a hard listen.
That lady drinking her wine completely unbothered 🤌
If I paid to sit front row and a star trash talks me, I’m going to remember that for a life time and he’s probably going to become my favorite player.
I love that he’s the saltiest mofo and he doesn’t care and leans into it
I will never not cheer for athletes who put asshole fans in their place
Exactly how I think a KD interaction with a lot of this sub would go. Talk shit like it’s the internet, apologize when confronted and say they didn’t mean it lol.