(Pelissero) Former Giants interim coach Mike Kafka is joining the Lions in a high-ranking offensive staff role, per sources
January 26, 2026
(Pelissero) Former Giants interim coach Mike Kafka is joining the Lions in a high-ranking offensive staff role, per sources
26 comments
We’re so back I’m geekin
Chicago/Northwestern legend
I see a pattern here with these hirings…..
Sir, a second bald coach has hit the Lions offensive staff
Oh would you look at that the doomers are wrong again

I’m happy to see it, mostly so I can say that this offense is Kafkaesque.
Does this possibly mean Scotty Montgomery is going to Baltimore?
Man I love this
Petzing was a psyop

Giants fan here
I think with the shitshow this dude had to work with throughout his tenure here, he did a fine job. Did a great job with Dart. Hopefully he does well with y’all
Need a similar hire on the defensive staff
One of the guys people here wanted to hire as our OC
shiiit i wanted him as OC ill take this

A great hiring, I do wonder if he’s replacing Scottie or Shaw though… really hope they keep Scottie
More throws to Goff??
Listen, I already posted “we’re good” 40 times in the last week, and demanded we hold the entire organization accountable for not hiring my guy. I told a guy who said “let’s wait and see” that he’s a huge fucking idiot and is why the organization sucks.
Who can I sue for this!? I can’t fathom “let’s wait and see” being correct.
They just want coaches with shiny bald heads so the team can better visualize the Lombardi trophy standing on the sidelines, as well as rubbing their heads before every game for good luck om the injury front
We got 2 offensive play callers on the staff in one off season! I didn’t originally want Kafka as the OC but this is actually great news

Next to join the staff
Another Eagles OC candidate that decided to not take the interview, stay in their current role or go elsewhere. You know it’s bad when Declan Doyle wouldn’t take the job. He doesn’t even call plays in Chicago.
… this is who I quietly wanted as the OC. Nice nice nice.
I remember a few people who were mad we got Petzing over Kafka… well now we have both!
One more hire and we can take this offense on tour!
26 comments
We’re so back I’m geekin
Chicago/Northwestern legend
I see a pattern here with these hirings…..
Sir, a second bald coach has hit the Lions offensive staff
Oh would you look at that the doomers are wrong again

I’m happy to see it, mostly so I can say that this offense is Kafkaesque.
Does this possibly mean Scotty Montgomery is going to Baltimore?
Man I love this
Petzing was a psyop

Giants fan here
I think with the shitshow this dude had to work with throughout his tenure here, he did a fine job. Did a great job with Dart. Hopefully he does well with y’all
Need a similar hire on the defensive staff
One of the guys people here wanted to hire as our OC
shiiit i wanted him as OC ill take this

A great hiring, I do wonder if he’s replacing Scottie or Shaw though… really hope they keep Scottie
More throws to Goff??
Listen, I already posted “we’re good” 40 times in the last week, and demanded we hold the entire organization accountable for not hiring my guy. I told a guy who said “let’s wait and see” that he’s a huge fucking idiot and is why the organization sucks.
Who can I sue for this!? I can’t fathom “let’s wait and see” being correct.
They just want coaches with shiny bald heads so the team can better visualize the Lombardi trophy standing on the sidelines, as well as rubbing their heads before every game for good luck om the injury front
We got 2 offensive play callers on the staff in one off season! I didn’t originally want Kafka as the OC but this is actually great news

Next to join the staff
Another Eagles OC candidate that decided to not take the interview, stay in their current role or go elsewhere. You know it’s bad when Declan Doyle wouldn’t take the job. He doesn’t even call plays in Chicago.
… this is who I quietly wanted as the OC. Nice nice nice.
I remember a few people who were mad we got Petzing over Kafka… well now we have both!
One more hire and we can take this offense on tour!

