Can someone in here become a billionaire and buy the team
January 27, 2026
Can someone in here become a billionaire and buy the team
46 comments
Dawg I swear I’m trying
Be careful what you wish for, might get Ryan Reynolds at our door

I’m on it, but I’ll be honest – it’s going to take awhile and outcome is not certain.
If everyone here gives there money to one person maybe we can create a billionaire. I guess I’ll volunteer to be the guy. Dm me for my Venmo.
I’ll start a GoFundMe 😂
dw give me 10 years
I could apply for a loan or Howabout a crowdfund campaign?

Cincinnati needs to do what Green Bay did. Make the Bengals a community owned team. Better for the local economy, & better for the culture!
Ill do it if I have to. I just need 500 million people to donate $2 to me please.
I’m on it.
Once I do and make a bid, I’ll let everyone know if the browns accepted, but I have a feeling that they will not sell regardless of the asking price or offer made.
BUY HODL GME DRS Book
You’re assuming Mike Brown is willing to sell. He won’t.
Shit bro I wish
I’ve seen billionaires running other teams. Most are not any better.
I moved to Wisconsin and am slowly coming to like the idea of transitioning to the Packers. I never knew it was owned by the people of Wisconsin.
Jensen Huang if you’re out there!!!
I’ma need all Bengals fans to send Elon Musk some Burrow and Chase highlights. Get him invested in the team somehow
*Best I can do is switch out the vending machines for something that costs more with less options.*
*-* Mike Brown, definitely.
Hold on, setting up the gofundme
On it!
Well okay then, let me grab my checkbook.
I’m trying Jennifer
I would guess the going rate for an NFL franchise is $7 billion. Commanders were 6.05 billion in 2023.
If every fan of a sold out Bengals home game donated me $1,000 to buy the team, it would take 107 home games.
If we have any reclusive billionaires in the house, you can just give me the money and I’ll buy it.
Then I’ll hire the best actual NFL GM money can buy and the only time you will see me after that would be in the owners meetings.
You’d need to be a billionaire at least 10 times over just to buy and finance the team. So… who’s donating to my gofundme?
Please 🙏🙏🙏
Forbes valuation has the Bengals at $5 billion. Most recent purchases of NFL teams:
2023 – Commanders at $6.05 billion
2022 – Broncos at $4.65 billion
2018 – Panthers at $2.3 billion
2014 – Bills at $1.4 billion
My friends.. there’s a chance!
Look Mom, I have a shiny new thread
🤣
He would never sell. The tax hit would be crazy. Once he passes and capital gains basis resets, his daughter may be more reasonable.
Fine, I’ll do it. I’m just gonna need a few bones from a lotta people. Then I’ll buy. We can do this!
how much are you willing to help?
As much as it pains me to say it I’d rather mire in the current situation than to give the Brown/Blackburn family the money
Ef it. I’ll do it. Everyone. Send me $25.
I’m working on it. Only 999.9 million to go for my first billion.
He still wouldn’t sell.
Y’all must not know him very well.
i can probably chip in 20 bucks if anyone can scrounge up the rest
Sure.
Moving it immediately to San Antonio.
Won’t sell till he dead
Browns fan here. Can you buy our team too?
I’m on it.
GOD I WISH
I sm just need for that powerball to go to 2-3 billion than hit
To have a sale you generally must have a willing buyer and willing seller. You do t have a willing seller
46 comments
Dawg I swear I’m trying
Be careful what you wish for, might get Ryan Reynolds at our door

I’m on it, but I’ll be honest – it’s going to take awhile and outcome is not certain.
If everyone here gives there money to one person maybe we can create a billionaire. I guess I’ll volunteer to be the guy. Dm me for my Venmo.
I’ll start a GoFundMe 😂
dw give me 10 years
I could apply for a loan or Howabout a crowdfund campaign?

Cincinnati needs to do what Green Bay did. Make the Bengals a community owned team. Better for the local economy, & better for the culture!
Ill do it if I have to. I just need 500 million people to donate $2 to me please.
I’m on it.
Once I do and make a bid, I’ll let everyone know if the browns accepted, but I have a feeling that they will not sell regardless of the asking price or offer made.
BUY HODL GME DRS Book
You’re assuming Mike Brown is willing to sell. He won’t.
Shit bro I wish
I’ve seen billionaires running other teams. Most are not any better.
I moved to Wisconsin and am slowly coming to like the idea of transitioning to the Packers. I never knew it was owned by the people of Wisconsin.
Jensen Huang if you’re out there!!!
I’ma need all Bengals fans to send Elon Musk some Burrow and Chase highlights. Get him invested in the team somehow
*Best I can do is switch out the vending machines for something that costs more with less options.*
*-* Mike Brown, definitely.
Hold on, setting up the gofundme
On it!
Well okay then, let me grab my checkbook.
I’m trying Jennifer
I would guess the going rate for an NFL franchise is $7 billion. Commanders were 6.05 billion in 2023.
If every fan of a sold out Bengals home game donated me $1,000 to buy the team, it would take 107 home games.
If we have any reclusive billionaires in the house, you can just give me the money and I’ll buy it.
Then I’ll hire the best actual NFL GM money can buy and the only time you will see me after that would be in the owners meetings.
You’d need to be a billionaire at least 10 times over just to buy and finance the team. So… who’s donating to my gofundme?
Please 🙏🙏🙏
Forbes valuation has the Bengals at $5 billion. Most recent purchases of NFL teams:
2023 – Commanders at $6.05 billion
2022 – Broncos at $4.65 billion
2018 – Panthers at $2.3 billion
2014 – Bills at $1.4 billion
My friends.. there’s a chance!
Look Mom, I have a shiny new thread
🤣
He would never sell. The tax hit would be crazy. Once he passes and capital gains basis resets, his daughter may be more reasonable.
Fine, I’ll do it. I’m just gonna need a few bones from a lotta people. Then I’ll buy. We can do this!
how much are you willing to help?
As much as it pains me to say it I’d rather mire in the current situation than to give the Brown/Blackburn family the money
Ef it. I’ll do it. Everyone. Send me $25.
I’m working on it. Only 999.9 million to go for my first billion.
He still wouldn’t sell.
Y’all must not know him very well.
i can probably chip in 20 bucks if anyone can scrounge up the rest
Sure.
Moving it immediately to San Antonio.
Won’t sell till he dead
Browns fan here. Can you buy our team too?
I’m on it.
GOD I WISH
I sm just need for that powerball to go to 2-3 billion than hit
To have a sale you generally must have a willing buyer and willing seller. You do t have a willing seller