What in the f**k is this article

I had to read it to believe it, and it's genuinely just as batshit as the title. They said "a couple of first rounders would still be on the table" in reference to a player swap. Then said Michkov and Porter Martone wouldn't be on the table. Which is just fucking crazy. Both of them together aren't worth a prime Bedsy. Delusional is a genuine understatement