Payton Tolle’s Presentation to the Locker Room

27 comments

1. He’s such a fucking dork and I love it.

2. Payton Tolle is Baseball Ron Swanson.

3. I might be more invested in his success than anyone I’ve ever seen lmao

4. Ain’t no party like a Payton Tolle party

5. Hollywood film and then showing the moon landing was incredible

6. “And Hollywood film” shows a picture of the moon landing 😂 it’s faked!

7. If this guy doesn’t lead us to the World Series it’ll be a goddamn shame

8. Wow that was so cool Payton!

9. What. A. Character. 🥰

10. I’ve seen enough, 10 year extension

11. Welp, this is all I needed to see. We’re winning the world series this year and Payton Tolle is gonna be the MVP.

12. lifetime contract now

13. 

14. This is unhinged madness and I love it

15. this guy is so corny i love him so much

16. Ideal male physique.

17. The slide with Varitek/A-Roid

    

18. I’ve seen enough. Lifetime contract.

19. Is this our new Big Papi?

20. I fucking love this guy

21. That fact that I’m 10 years older than this dude is thoroughly insane

22. I love him

    Really hope we’re looking at a future ace

23. This was so fucking awesome!! I love how he tied it back to winning (and hot dogs). ❤️😎👍

24. This made my fricken day

25. He’s new boot goofin’

26. He is not real. Also I suspect many of us were holding our breath through that…

27. This guys is fucking awesome. I’m going down in May and I sure as hell hope they have his jersey on Yawkey