Lane’s Groomsmen

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1. Definitely a sweet pic.

   But what’s the obsession with Jason not being there. Who gives a flying fuck.

   Hooray Lane!

2. I have friends I am close with who weren’t my groomsmen. It’s not a big deal Kelce wasn’t, jeez

3. I gotta be honest I couldn’t give less of a shit on who is or isn’t in a football player from my favorite teams wedding.

4. Looks like a wholesome country boy band supergroup

5. [Kelce was there](https://www.instagram.com/p/DXNPgPAiWi0/?img_index=4). If you parasocial mfs really care about who was there and who wasn’t, there are much more glaring teammates missing but I ain’t saying it lol.

6. Kelce was still at the wedding, FWIW.

7. Kelce was caddying a golf event, wasn’t he?

8. I’m just looking at this wondering who’s gonna play right guard next year

9. Brandon Brooks, Isaac, Beau were also in attendance. More Im missing as well.

10. Jason was there. slide 4 https://www.instagram.com/p/DXNPgPAiWi0/?img_index=3&igsh=N2k4ZjZlOXZjZmlq

11. Can this sub get Kelce’s junk out of their mouth? Lane gets married and it’s one of the greatest days of his life and fans are asking about Kelce? lol Get. A. Life.

12. Don’t pick a fight at the bar with this group after the rehearsal dinner.

13. New Christmas album cover looking sick

14. A few buddies from work.

15. Jordan Mailata was technically not a groomsman. He was the officiant

16. Lane’s Johnsons

17. If I were getting married, I’d want Landon in the bridal party…

18. Jalen isn’t in the picture? He obviously is a terrible leader. /s

19. Damn Lane’s hands are so big, they look AI

20. Not only was Jordan a groomsman, he was also the officiant.

21. No Baldy?

22. Who is far left?

23. Was The Bodyguard invited??

24. Is that mark sanchez?

25. I think it’s weird to have teammates but no friends from childhood in there

26. Guys if you find an ottoman out in the woods to not sit on it in your nice clothes. Same goes for Ottomans.

27. Redditors are redditing in this thread lol – congrats to Lane for getting married. No further analysis is needed

28. It’s wild people are trying make something of this. How many of you weirdos invited a coworker let alone multiple to be in your wedding party? How many even invite multiple co-workers? Pre-season save us.

29. Wonder if there is a height requirement to be in the party. The fact Jordan isn’t towering over everyone says a lot of how many big guys lane is close with 😂

30. Pro tip, if you care who is or isn’t there.

    You got issues. Sort em.

31. ESPN: Lane Johnson hates Jalen Hurts

32. That’s a great photo

33. Love the birds but who cares.

34. Where’s Brandon Brooks!?!? I thought him and Lane were super tight 🤷🏿‍♂️

35. Him and Kelce are like Brothers. Him not being a groomsman is surely not the conspiracy yall trying to make it.

36. “Coming up on first take, lane Johnson got married over the weekend and the 2 time Super Bowl champ didnt have his QB Jalen Hurts as a groomsman. Sign of trouble in Philly? Stephen A and Cam Newton debate”

37. Jason Peters didn’t make the cut 😝

38. Nakobe Dean was at the wedding as well, one of the few defensive players

39. I wouldn’t even wear my own cuff links as a groomsmen so I’m looking at that bolo tie side eyed.

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