Regrettably Sheel the people have already chosen that death by pitchfork wielding mob is the punishment for no shirts.
i just want a souviner
Playoff pants let’s goooooooo
Playoffs towel? Ayo Tom don’t do this dawg.
Official Blazers Pet Rocks
>Moda will be ‘rock’ing for Game 3 & 4. You can’t see it but I am winking. It’s a pun. The word rock has two meanings here. It’s very funny. You like this.
Maybe they are giving us Dame?
Thundersticks
Gonna be fucking towels or something else, stupid.
This better not be like in The Office where Michael promises a big surprise at the end of the day.
Oh yes, BLAZERS UNDERWEAR!
Free cars from Damian Lillard Toyota!
Blazers vuvuzelas confirmed
GIVE US SKIRTS
Ten cents off on a large popcorn.
Single use plastic battery powered led bracelets
I remember going to playoff games and getting nothing other than my ticket stub.
People are complaining about not getting a t-shirt? Huh
Sheel is short for “shield” the way that he runs interference for Dundon lol.
I could see it being an LED bracelets and a towel
my wife says she’d be willing to try and sew 20,000 Blazer shirts by game 3
Free panda express
Pinwheel fleshlights
RIP CITY STRAP ONS LFG
I’m sure it’s just going to be the rfid bracelets or something like that.
The unpaid intern they just tasked with fixing this mess is totally fucked.
lol I’m sure this was planned all along and not in response to the numerous cheapskate decisions over the last week
“Rocking”. They’re bringing back those annoying boomsticks.
Free booze will really get it rockin.
I bet this is in response to fans reacting to no shirts being given out. They are now scrambling to come up with something thats still cheaper than shirts.
Dozen egg night?
BOGO Orange chicken coupons
What’s the sporting event equivalent of a company pizza party?
Does anyone else remember those drum paddle thingies they gave away at that amazing comeback playoff game against the Mavericks when Brandon Roy turned back the clock?
I have never heard the Rose Garden so ferociously loud before or since partially thanks to those.
This guy has one chance to win the fans over after not doing t shirts. Ballsy. He better not blow it, or his tenure as owner is going to be rough. Personally, I think he will come through with something acceptable, god help him if it fails.
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Free coke lets gooooo
Playoff glasses
Kazoos or other noisemakers?
But we want tshirts
Douglas Fur fluff for everyone!
Music Dance Experience?
https://preview.redd.it/yinjsk7e5uvg1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=455da90c5f4a5711b0267f32416658ef391cb828
Regrettably Sheel the people have already chosen that death by pitchfork wielding mob is the punishment for no shirts.
i just want a souviner
Playoff pants let’s goooooooo
Playoffs towel? Ayo Tom don’t do this dawg.
Official Blazers Pet Rocks
>Moda will be ‘rock’ing for Game 3 & 4. You can’t see it but I am winking. It’s a pun. The word rock has two meanings here. It’s very funny. You like this.
Maybe they are giving us Dame?
Thundersticks
Gonna be fucking towels or something else, stupid.
This better not be like in The Office where Michael promises a big surprise at the end of the day.
Oh yes, BLAZERS UNDERWEAR!
Free cars from Damian Lillard Toyota!
Blazers vuvuzelas confirmed
GIVE US SKIRTS
Ten cents off on a large popcorn.
Single use plastic battery powered led bracelets
I remember going to playoff games and getting nothing other than my ticket stub.
People are complaining about not getting a t-shirt? Huh
Sheel is short for “shield” the way that he runs interference for Dundon lol.
I could see it being an LED bracelets and a towel
my wife says she’d be willing to try and sew 20,000 Blazer shirts by game 3
Free panda express
Pinwheel fleshlights
RIP CITY STRAP ONS LFG
I’m sure it’s just going to be the rfid bracelets or something like that.
Free Pretzels? what could go wrong
https://i.redd.it/lwxpyw5z9uvg1.gif
Jamba Juice cards
“Moda will be rockin”
*gives every fan a rock*
“Sheel Tyle” sounds like a name generated by AI
The unpaid intern they just tasked with fixing this mess is totally fucked.
lol I’m sure this was planned all along and not in response to the numerous cheapskate decisions over the last week
“Rocking”. They’re bringing back those annoying boomsticks.
Free booze will really get it rockin.
I bet this is in response to fans reacting to no shirts being given out. They are now scrambling to come up with something thats still cheaper than shirts.
Dozen egg night?
BOGO Orange chicken coupons
What’s the sporting event equivalent of a company pizza party?
Does anyone else remember those drum paddle thingies they gave away at that amazing comeback playoff game against the Mavericks when Brandon Roy turned back the clock?
I have never heard the Rose Garden so ferociously loud before or since partially thanks to those.
This guy has one chance to win the fans over after not doing t shirts. Ballsy. He better not blow it, or his tenure as owner is going to be rough. Personally, I think he will come through with something acceptable, god help him if it fails.
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