Almost all of these take place in his time with the Miami Heat and Phoenix Suns.
Ty Lue claims that when rookie Devean George failed to bring donuts to a team meeting, Shaq retaliated by defecating in George's shoe just before a game.
Multiple former teammates, including Gary Payton, claim that shaq would save a weeks worth of his urine and feces, before pouring it on rookies unprovoked.
At random, Shaq would defecate in his hand and display it to teammates.
One particular target was veteran teammate Lou Amundson. Amundson liked to ride his bike to the arena, and it started with Shaq hiding his bike from him. It then progressed to stealing Amundson’s toothbrush and stirring it in his rectum before putting it back. It is unknown if this toothbrush was used by Amundson after the incident. Then, Shaq stirred Amundsons mouth guard in his rectum and threatened teammates with the same fate if they snitched. Amundson wore the mouthguard in a game the next day. After the game, Matt Barnes told Amundson, "Anything in your locker room has probably been in Shaq's ass. Throw it all away"
Link to Gary Payton interview: https://youtu.be/jzdEUqyGB8I?si=AJLaEav5woFXmmKg
Link to Matt Barnes interview: https://youtube.com/shorts/RrQzuKSdh-c?si=kuUMCgRmEiQMXHBB
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The Big Dookie
Shaq propably has a lot of unresolved mental issues
Shaq was 32 by the time he got to the Heat btw.
Shaq was on his sex offender shit (literally) back then
shaq big freaky ass into shit play smh
This would do way more numbers in the off season
This is some shitty behavior from a major ass hole
Test
> Multiple former teammates, including Gary Payton, claim that shaq would save a weeks worth of his urine and feces, before pouring it on rookies unprovoked.
Something like this should get someone arrested.
Too bad no one ever called the cops on him. This is some seriously depraved stuff.
Yao Ming would never
The whole “Shaq was a fun teammate and Kobe was a bad teammate” narrative got it wrong for this reason- Shaq was gregarious and extroverted, but he was also an extremely petty bully.
Dookiegate 🔥
Hate to say it about a guy that’s made all of us laugh at least once; but Shaq would be no longer of this world.
Getting **** poured on you is a human rights violation tbh
The real “Big Deuce”
“its been in shaqs ass” lmfao bro WHAT
I’m guessing Kobe wasn’t the first person Shaq asked how his ass tastes.
This quality post is usually saved for the offseason
Wait he stuck it INSIDE HIS RECTUM??? I thought he just stirred it into his shit
What the fuck did I just read
I swear on everything if I were lou amundson, I’m shattering shaqs legs. Dgaf. And the teammate who laughed the most about toothbrush and mouthguard. ..
Also “stirred” ??? Wtf
Let he who is without a list of documented instances involving their own feces cast the first stone.
This is an offseason post, not first week of the playoffs stuff.
It seems kind of tame compared to this shit, but Shaq also used to chase teammates around while nude and engage in “Brazilian naked wrestling”.
You’re forgetting the one where he tripped some team worker on a bus who had to shit then he took his underwear.
Fucking weirdo.
Also…maybe off topic but why the fuck is he and the former TNT crew still “analyzing” NBA games??
The crew at Amazon is fucking *killing it* compared to this crew.
Shaq is genuinely lucky to have not been shot by now
“Kobe tell me how my ass taste” = Shaq straight up dropping clues to his crimes like the Riddler
How do we know?
What the fuck
Shaq should be in prison at most for this and removed from any affiliation w the NBA at the least.
I am stuck on the words “stirring it in his rectum”
Literally shit posting out here
Fuck that. I don’t care how big Shaq is you gotta fight that mf for any of that.
Would’ve put a bullet in his big ass ass if any of this is true. This isn’t hazing. That’s biological assault
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