Also AFC West over the last few seasons with Raiders as the oddball. With Chiefs missing playoffs and a new look Raiders, might change now?
Easily the NFC West
Yeah this is almost definitely the NFC West.
NFC East
It follows the principle of Schrödinger’s Ballsack. At any point in time, one team is always the ballsack. Every time you look at the division, another team can be the ballsack. However, it’s wholly unpredictable and unknowable. Without looking at the division, any team and indeed *every* team can potentially be the ballsack, you just don’t know. The ballsack can only be ascertained at a single point in time directly by an observer.
And it’s not just the standings that dictates the ballsack. Teams can be the ballsack for infinite reasons. Sexual abuser owner, pedophile owner, racist owner, meddling owner, diva WR who won a super bowl but wants to be traded, stadium falling apart, anointing your QB “Jaysus” but he sucks, not having curtains in your stadium, fans eating literal shit on the street. I mean it could be anything.
Lately the NFC North but the odd one out changes yearly, if not weekly
It should be noted that it works with conferences too. The AFC and NFC South divisions being on the right.
Rams fan posting this knowing full well everyone would say the Cardinals is cold af
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NFC West
NFC West bro Cardinals stink.
Also AFC West over the last few seasons with Raiders as the oddball. With Chiefs missing playoffs and a new look Raiders, might change now?
Easily the NFC West
Yeah this is almost definitely the NFC West.
NFC East
It follows the principle of Schrödinger’s Ballsack. At any point in time, one team is always the ballsack. Every time you look at the division, another team can be the ballsack. However, it’s wholly unpredictable and unknowable. Without looking at the division, any team and indeed *every* team can potentially be the ballsack, you just don’t know. The ballsack can only be ascertained at a single point in time directly by an observer.
And it’s not just the standings that dictates the ballsack. Teams can be the ballsack for infinite reasons. Sexual abuser owner, pedophile owner, racist owner, meddling owner, diva WR who won a super bowl but wants to be traded, stadium falling apart, anointing your QB “Jaysus” but he sucks, not having curtains in your stadium, fans eating literal shit on the street. I mean it could be anything.
Lately the NFC North but the odd one out changes yearly, if not weekly
It should be noted that it works with conferences too. The AFC and NFC South divisions being on the right.
Rams fan posting this knowing full well everyone would say the Cardinals is cold af
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