When you thought taking an edible before the game wouldn’t do much so you take two, and now you’re wondering why you’re at the aquarium and the fish are fighting.
Imagine sitting in your house during a thunderstorm. Pitch black outside. You glance at the window and in a flash of lightning you see him standing there. Close the curtains during thunderstorms people.
The v a p o r w a v e soundtrack adds to the menace.
He’s still processing the blood sacrifice in his stomach. Philly, who did you kill to appease him?
I don’t care for the flyers but will watch them just for the gritty antics. 100% top tier mascot.
Someone make the Lou gif
The absolute best thing about Flyers hockey.
Got those Kash Patel eyes
I’m actually a bit concerned what Gritty will do if they win the cup.
I have no idea why this made me laugh maniacally here at work. Thanks Gritty!
No Lou gif?
Gritty popped a couple shrooms
Locked. In.
I remember when we all laughted at that mascot reveal, wondering what they were thinking.
I’m still wondering what the hell were they thinking, but it has to be the most successful mascot concept of the league, if not all sports.
Someone turn this into the Lou Lamoriello meme
Am I a diehard Avs fan? Yes. Do I have a Gritty tattoo? Also yes. I’ve been captivated by him from the start.
As sad as I am about the Pen’s performance in this series this shit is hilarious.
I absolute adore whatever fellow neurodivergent millenials were behind the concept and execution on Gritty. This is a masterclass in mascot-ology. Could be wrong but this kind of humor has my generation all over it.
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Cut to black.
Title screen.
Halloween: The Weird One
dude in there was really taking a standing nap
It’s a skill … so gritty
Zero thoughts. Only Gritty.
Gritty is the best mascot in sports
Is that Quinn Hughes?
He’s just standing there! Menacingly!!!
Like a cat watching fish swim in the tank.
Gritty must feed and barely alive Penguin is his favourite
Where’s that Lou Lamoriello meme?
Nightmare fuel!
When mom says we have Quinn Hughes at home
Who can make this with Lou Lamoriello
Man, I so want to Gritty lift the cup. Dont really care about the flyer, though enjoying their “scumbag” hockey, bit Gritty deserves it.
Nightmare fuel
[I’ll just leave this here](https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXUoBCgkYim/?igsh=dDF2cWFhcWtrcm93)
That mf crazy
A face only a mother could love
I think this is “lurking”
When you thought taking an edible before the game wouldn’t do much so you take two, and now you’re wondering why you’re at the aquarium and the fish are fighting.
Imagine sitting in your house during a thunderstorm. Pitch black outside. You glance at the window and in a flash of lightning you see him standing there. Close the curtains during thunderstorms people.
The v a p o r w a v e soundtrack adds to the menace.
He’s still processing the blood sacrifice in his stomach. Philly, who did you kill to appease him?
I don’t care for the flyers but will watch them just for the gritty antics. 100% top tier mascot.
Someone make the Lou gif
The absolute best thing about Flyers hockey.
Got those Kash Patel eyes
I’m actually a bit concerned what Gritty will do if they win the cup.
I have no idea why this made me laugh maniacally here at work. Thanks Gritty!
No Lou gif?
Gritty popped a couple shrooms
Locked. In.
I remember when we all laughted at that mascot reveal, wondering what they were thinking.
I’m still wondering what the hell were they thinking, but it has to be the most successful mascot concept of the league, if not all sports.
Someone turn this into the Lou Lamoriello meme
Am I a diehard Avs fan? Yes. Do I have a Gritty tattoo? Also yes. I’ve been captivated by him from the start.
As sad as I am about the Pen’s performance in this series this shit is hilarious.
I absolute adore whatever fellow neurodivergent millenials were behind the concept and execution on Gritty. This is a masterclass in mascot-ology. Could be wrong but this kind of humor has my generation all over it.
Gritty is not a man. Gritty is not a concept.
Gritty is everything and nothing.
Gritty is everywhere and nowhere.
Gritty has no end and no beginning.
Gritty is eternal.
Gritty is inside us all.
Gritty cannot be stopped.
But most of all
Gritty is behind you.
RIGHT NOW.
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