Not sure how many of you follow soccer but there’s a Indonesian baller named Lionel Messi
Jesus followed by Ohtani means the parents think he’s a living God:

This is gonna be like the generation of kids named after Kobe
Yeah my wife and I have our kid a middle name of Shohei haha.
It sounds pretty good in Spanish, I like it.
I did some research and there is no actual facts other than this generated image
My kid is named Freddie after his performance last WS
I once met a dark Mexican girl named Beyoncé😳 I was like whaaaa?….
I have a feeling Yoshi will end up becoming a more popular name just because it’s been a part of the lexicon and a more “normalised” name through Nintendo.
My three year old’s soccer team over in Encino has a kid named Shohei. He’s white with blonde hair and blue eyes. Bit weird, but hey. He’s the greatest.
All hail the great shohei!
Shosuse De La Cruz
Kinda thinkin that Jesus for a given name would be better as Fernando Ohtani….
Jose Othani would’ve been even better
Jesus Ohtani!
Jesús ohtani is a wild name lol
Meanwhile in Japan: Komatsu Shizuka Rojas
Shohei LeD’aksheia Ohtani Ramirez Johnston
Sho Guey!!!
The biggest downside of Shohei being a Dodger and not a Yankee is that we won’t get nearly as many Dominicans trying to wedge Shohei’s full name into their children’s names
Jose Angel Yamamoto de la Cruz Rodriguez incoming.
Shoegüey
There’s even a phenomenon for Kenley. Kinda not uncommon!
I told my wife I want my boys name to be Kobe Luka, I guess now I have to name him Kobe Luka Ohtani.
That’s a sick ass name! Lol
lol there’s an Asian LeBron at my kid’s 3rd grade class….and yes, he can ball
In five or six years, there are going to be classrooms filled with Dodger names and the only way to differentiate them is going to be by the middle name. “Shohei Rojas, please line up next to Shohei Enrique and Roki Muncy. No, not you Roki Kersh”
You can’t go wrong with Jesus and ohtani 🤷🏾
The same week Yoshinobu names his dog Carlos. Mutual respect lol
Xohei
Why not Shohei lol
Naming my kid Alejandro Yoshinobu Shohei Diaz Lopez
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Shohei and Ohtani are now some big names in LA
Jesus Serrano, this has to be a shop, right?
Not sure how many of you follow soccer but there’s a Indonesian baller named Lionel Messi
Jesus followed by Ohtani means the parents think he’s a living God:

This is gonna be like the generation of kids named after Kobe
Yeah my wife and I have our kid a middle name of Shohei haha.
It sounds pretty good in Spanish, I like it.
I did some research and there is no actual facts other than this generated image
My kid is named Freddie after his performance last WS
I once met a dark Mexican girl named Beyoncé😳 I was like whaaaa?….
I have a feeling Yoshi will end up becoming a more popular name just because it’s been a part of the lexicon and a more “normalised” name through Nintendo.
My three year old’s soccer team over in Encino has a kid named Shohei. He’s white with blonde hair and blue eyes. Bit weird, but hey. He’s the greatest.
All hail the great shohei!
Shosuse De La Cruz
Kinda thinkin that Jesus for a given name would be better as Fernando Ohtani….
Jose Othani would’ve been even better
Jesus Ohtani!
Jesús ohtani is a wild name lol
Meanwhile in Japan: Komatsu Shizuka Rojas
Shohei LeD’aksheia Ohtani Ramirez Johnston
Sho Guey!!!
The biggest downside of Shohei being a Dodger and not a Yankee is that we won’t get nearly as many Dominicans trying to wedge Shohei’s full name into their children’s names
Jose Angel Yamamoto de la Cruz Rodriguez incoming.
Shoegüey
There’s even a phenomenon for Kenley. Kinda not uncommon!
I told my wife I want my boys name to be Kobe Luka, I guess now I have to name him Kobe Luka Ohtani.
That’s a sick ass name! Lol
lol there’s an Asian LeBron at my kid’s 3rd grade class….and yes, he can ball
In five or six years, there are going to be classrooms filled with Dodger names and the only way to differentiate them is going to be by the middle name. “Shohei Rojas, please line up next to Shohei Enrique and Roki Muncy. No, not you Roki Kersh”
You can’t go wrong with Jesus and ohtani 🤷🏾
The same week Yoshinobu names his dog Carlos. Mutual respect lol
Xohei
Why not Shohei lol
Naming my kid Alejandro Yoshinobu Shohei Diaz Lopez