Last time every team was shut out (We’re actually substantially better than I expected.)
April 17, 2026
How we could win 1 game in 2 seasons, and still not get shut out in that span… It's pretty confounding. Has to be because teams were going to backups early.
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Kickers
Of course the fucking Ravens and Steelers are near the bottom
Bungles 😂
4th in the league, still 3rd in the division
Despite the dearth of talent, those Hue teams were surprisingly close to winning a lot more than one of those 32 games. It wasn’t like we were getting reamed game in game out. That said, you could ALWAYS count on Hue to make the absolute WRONG decision EVERY DAMN TIME.
I remember that game in 2014, it was Johnny Asshole’s starting debut against the bundles, who bungled us 30-0 that day.
Ugh. 30-0. Manziel’s debut. I was there. It was grim.
That’s because the other team has second and third string in the game during the 4th quarter very frequently
This would be good AFCNMemeWar content to make fun of the Bengals
Also, factoring that we play ½ our games on the Lake… with higher chances of inclement weather… it’s pretty nuts
I was at the Cardinals shutout in 23. Great game
It’s a miracle we didn’t get shut out at any point last year tbh
Do you remember the 2023 season – when the AFC North was the only division in which every team had a winning record? In my embittered view (playoffs aside) we *let* the bengals win the last game and reach 9-8. Sure it made sense to rest our starters for the postseason, but…
The bengals were held to a FG twice in 2023 and 2020 – our previous playoff seasons. Someone should tell me these facts are linked and it’ll happen again in 2026 – Browns to teh playoffs!
Thanks for this, every now and again I need the hope restoring that we’re not too bad after all. 🙂
14 comments
Kickers
Of course the fucking Ravens and Steelers are near the bottom
Bungles 😂
4th in the league, still 3rd in the division
Despite the dearth of talent, those Hue teams were surprisingly close to winning a lot more than one of those 32 games. It wasn’t like we were getting reamed game in game out. That said, you could ALWAYS count on Hue to make the absolute WRONG decision EVERY DAMN TIME.
I remember that game in 2014, it was Johnny Asshole’s starting debut against the bundles, who bungled us 30-0 that day.
Ugh. 30-0. Manziel’s debut. I was there. It was grim.
That’s because the other team has second and third string in the game during the 4th quarter very frequently
This would be good AFCNMemeWar content to make fun of the Bengals
Also, factoring that we play ½ our games on the Lake… with higher chances of inclement weather… it’s pretty nuts
I was at the Cardinals shutout in 23. Great game
It’s a miracle we didn’t get shut out at any point last year tbh
Do you remember the 2023 season – when the AFC North was the only division in which every team had a winning record? In my embittered view (playoffs aside) we *let* the bengals win the last game and reach 9-8. Sure it made sense to rest our starters for the postseason, but…
The bengals were held to a FG twice in 2023 and 2020 – our previous playoff seasons. Someone should tell me these facts are linked and it’ll happen again in 2026 – Browns to teh playoffs!
Thanks for this, every now and again I need the hope restoring that we’re not too bad after all. 🙂
Exactly
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