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[Frederickson] Lance Lynn is thrilled to be #STLCards starter for the home opener. It will be his first. Yes, he never started opening day or the home opener for the Cardinals before. “Waino was always a dick,” Lynn said, with a big grin.
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Looks like we’re getting “Mr. Sassy Lance” this year.
I’m so fucking glad he’s back. We overpaid and he’s probably going to suck but his severe lack of giving a fuck will help me embrace the suck
Lance be like “he’s gone, he can’t hurt me anymore”
Extremely undeserved. Got rocked last season and it continued in the few games he’s started this spring. Miles proved today that he deserves it, not Lynn. If we get member berries shoved down our throats with Lynn and Carpenter I’ll lose my shit!
God I hope Lance is worth his contract because I’d much rather take his option than gibson’s
I would love for him to have a great season but the experience he brings into the clubhouse for the other pitchers is worth his weight in gold
I don’t care how bad we are. I’m going to thoroughly enjoy this season
Lance Lynn being an absolute delight…please keep him exercising his right to free speech.
woof
I’m going to opening day, and couldn’t be happier I get to see him.
lol. More Lance Lynn soundbites. Fewer Mikolas soundbites.