Pillar Back | No New Ideas to Be Had

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1. Welcome back legend

2. 👋✌️🔑

3. but like why

4. It’s like he never left

5. I’d guess this has something to do with the original contract. On the original contract he was set to make $3 million if he made the major league team. Maybe this was a way to bring him back for a slightly lesser price?

6. Gotta make sure that the dumpster fire doesn’t go out. It’s like if howler monkeys designed the Eternal Flame.

7. Anyone else notice how this team is filled with a bunch of white guys now.

8. Leasure making the team is nice

9. Getz is clipping coupons now

10. Dumb fucks.

11. Pillar is not a bad defensive outfielder. Not our guy Billy Hamilton but it will suffice for now.

12. We need to switch to dumpster fire logo caps.