How are we going to fix getting out the bottom of the league in salary cap space after the draft? (wrong answers only)

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1. Trade DK

2. Release Lockett and DK, trade Geno and fuck it why not trade dremont while we’re at it

3. Obviously they are going to use the last tiny bit of it to re-sign Jamal Adams, as they’ve recently been hinting. That way the circle is complete. His terrible contract started their cap problems this year, and his new contract will finish it. Perfectly balanced.

4. Trade Jody Allen to the Cowboys for a owner with more money

5. Why is everyone getting downvoted? Read the end of the post.

   Obviously we are going cut DK, trade Geno, let Howell cook, and pick everything else up in panic trade-downs on draft day.

6. We have $0 in dead money pushed into void years in the future, one of the few teams in the league in that situation. Our cap situation is actually looking very nice going into the future. JS has done a good job hitting reset there

7. Release Lockett, trade DK, JSN, Spoon, and Woolen. Trade up to take a WR. 

8. Trade DK is how

9. Give DK the Bobby Bonilla contract

10. I knew we should have signed Russ back just for the conspiracy. Why you guys gotta be haters?

11. If your answer doesn’t include the name Jimmy Graham it’s wrong. 

12. Trade up to get Odunze, then trade DK to clear cap space and replenish early picks/picks for next year.

13. Cut the top 50 paid players on roster and start the entire practice squad

14. Restructure everyone and do that every year. Never let a good player leave unless they retire.

15. Let’s just do like the niners, say fuck the salary cap and worry about the punishment later.

16. I don’t have one

17. Release Lockett, DK, Geno, and Howell and trade from Russell Wilson’s vet minimum contract!

18. How do the shakes have that much cap space?

19. Duh, everyone plays for free. Problem solved.

20. We simply eat the teams with more cap space

21. Add a couple of zeros on to the spreadsheet and we’re back in business. If anyone catches on, call it an “accounting error” like the niners did.

    No harm no foul.

22. 10 year extensions for our top 50

23. Get Patrick mahomes

24. Cut all our coaching staff and trainers…

25. I don’t know how, but I am not at all worried. I’m sure JS has a million or so tools and tricks to come into alignment.

26. Trade combinations of DK + Lockett + Fant + Geno + Williams + K9 + charbs for hopfully 2 firsts and some change at least

    Draft 3 oline in the first, plus oline till later rounds when we fill in with defense needs. This is a deep oline class!

    Re-sign Jamal as backup QB – he doesnt throw – he uses his noggin to bat the ball + threat of injury from being sacked to win penalties…

    Fill the rest of defense with cheap, middling players who Macdonald will turn to blue chippers.

    Go all in on Howell with 8 oline so he doesnt get sacked quite as much. Throw to the 2 best receivers in the league:

    – JSN

    – BOBO

    Cross a billion fingers that non of Howell, JSN, Bobo get injured…

27. Don’t worry guys. I’ll simply pay the Seahawks to be on the roster. Get ready for this -$12.00 cap hit to save the day

28. Cut all our players

29. Give Dee Eskridge a huge deal, cut everyone else. Add only rookie UDFAs, trade all other assets for more future 7th round picks. Draft guys who never played football. Bring back Tom Cable.

    _#AnarchyFootball_

30. Sell the stadium naming rights to FTX?

31. Cut the D line. Draft Cooper DeJean. Can’t throw it if every WR is locked down 😉

32. Michael Dickson (our best player btw) came from Australian Football. We skip the draft entirely, go to the land down under, load up a plane full of sick c*nts and field a team for pennies on the dollar. Put another Lombardi on the barbie.