Game Thread – 4/15/24 Wild vs. Kings

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1. Sometimes when they talk about Connor Bedard I get so close to having to ban myself

2. Kap is going to have to start getting some points here soon.. otherwise he’ll have to get 7 against Seattle

3. “you’re playing for jobs at this point!” over half of this team is not playing for their jobs rn they’re employed next year

4. was that The Middle by Jimmy Eat World on the organ?

5. Not looking real hot this period.

6. Middleton pitching again in the worst possible time

7. Gus read that Hynes FAQ about his practice habits and decided to stunt

8. They’re really picking on Boldy tonight, but he’s not taking it and I love that attitude.

9. lmao there’s like 12 of us here. just the gang. hanging out. having a good time

10. Are they really advertising generic boner pills on their helmets

11. Yeah that’s 2 minutes for CHEATING if I’ve ever seen it

12. No way I’m hearing a James Corden show advertisement, is that guy ever going to just go away

13. Was that Ciri?

14. how many more of thes can they fit into planet of the apes?

15. It may not be intermission but I put the bandanas on the cats and I can’t wait 13 minutes to share the pics

16. leah you are not uma thurman you will never BE uma thurman

17. Fabes is such a beauty

18. Man I hope the pens and flyers win out

19. I swear Leah was wearing the same outfit the last game we had to listen to her drivel

20. Rossi needs to one time those. The extra stick handle is killing him 

21. i need you guys to know that i am having so much fun rn. maybe rivaled only by that playoffs thread last year where i had the most swear words at the end of the game

22. oh god brendon urie jumpscare

23. johanssen’s whole season right there on that fanned pass lol

24. Chistolm has a rocket

25. bro is talking about “blackhawks- golden knights” as if anyone actually wants to watch that

26. that was sure a pp

27. “Winning is sexy, right?”

28. calling the teams boring, what a stellar job as announcers!

29. JEE fucked some ref’s wife or something because this is getting silly with the no calls.

30. Fun fact: depending on what you wanna go by, Adam had 3 partners; Lilith, and unnamed one, and Eve.

31. one cup before we die…

32. Fuck Mark Stone and that dogshit ltir crap.

33. Boldy literally dragged to the ice in front of the ref

34. If I didn’t know the score, I would think the king’s we’re winning with how much the commentators are guzzling them down

35. “That leads to this” premier commentary

36. minnesota native mikey anderson (he went to hill murray i don’t respect him)

37. Justice for our Austrian baby

38. Mojo got swatted to the ice twice in five seconds like he was a bug.

39. Kings look like a first round exit lol

40. Why do they even check for blood?

41. Holy fuck the Kings are getting away with everything, there was literally 3 penalties that shift and they finally had to call one.

42. Edmonton has 9 goals in 2 periods…

43. I am mystified as to how Rossi got high-sticked unless that was intentional.

44. We need a really good PP

45. Damn, I thought Kap had that