Cardinals After Bedtime 4/16

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1. Baseball as God intended it to be played

2. Lance Lynn is must see TV.

3. lol cubs about to move into first place. Booooo

4. https://i.imgur.com/qJchhlI.jpeg

5. What fraction of our RBIs is from groundouts and sac flies? I feel like it’s pretty high 😂 a dubs a dub, tho. Go birdinals

6. I love Lance Lynn

7. Need to close out with a sweep, ideally one where we massacre them tomorrow and get the offense back on track.

   Admittedly I didn’t get to watch the game tonight but only 4 hits doesn’t bode well

8. HELL of a game by Oliver freaking Marmol

   1. Steal and Sac bunt leading to a run

   2. Let LL pitch the 7th

   3. Put Scott in at the PERFECT time to make a diving catch

   4. Brought in JoJo to get the top of the lineup out 1-2-3

   5. Brought in Helsley to get the 9th inning in order.

   Well done, Oli. Well done.

9. [Mfw](https://imgflip.com/i/8n1aj4)

10. The pitching has been impressive overall so far. Bats have got to pick up. This team has so much potential right now.

11. Ian Happ grand slam, Chicago Scrubs pull ahead, 11-8 against the Dbacks

    Hoerner gets a 1 out triple, gets the next 2 outs, 11-9 going into the 9th

12. ryan helsley is on another level this year

13. No, you idiots, *six* is a serious number, not three.

14. So excited for tomorrow’s 2:37? P.M. start time

15. Our hitting is still cheeks. Thank goodness for the pitching I suppose. Not gonna be as doable when we go play MIL

16. winning is cool

17. Ryan Helsley is like…kinda hot, right?

18. Least amount of runs given up in the National League. Third least scored. Exactly as we all expected.

19. Nice win but the offense needs to figure it out

20. God damnit DBacks

21. 3,3,3,3,3,9,2,0,3,3

    5-5 in those ten games!

22. Bro is Lance H. W. Lynn going to be an All Star this season?

23. Really good managing this game. Color me impressed, Oli

24. When do you guys start looking at the standings? Mid-May?

25. No one has ever looked more like a natural elf than Alexa Datt

26. #imagine losing a fucking series to the cardinals

27. Lynn,Jojo, Helsely and Arenado looked amazing tonight. Still worried about Willson’s hand 🥺

28. Lance Lynn smoked the A’s while looking like a plastic grocery bag full of water. I love him.

29. Winning is winning. It’s the only stat I truly give a shit about.

30. Weakness so far has been our offense. That’s gonna change once the weather & Goldy both heat up. We’re in a good spot right now pitching/defense wise with Edman on his way back as reinforcement

31. I don’t want to see a “get out of town” lineup tomorrow. I want to go for the sweep. Thursday is an off day. So let’s go fucking win.

32. Breathin a bit easier since the rest of the central lost tonight. Boo Schlubs. Go Redbirds!

33. This is the first game I can remember where Oli didn’t manage like he was taking directions from a computer.

34. Wow really elegant tribute by Al for Whitey 😢

35. OL’ LANCE STILL GOT IT BABY

36. Andrew Kittredge has the most holds in the MLB this season.

37. Did anyone else watch the dog behind home plate all game?

    🐾

38. Oh my God the snakes tied it

39. Dbacks tie it with one out left!!!!!

40. I bet on dbacks going into bottom 9th… Because fuck the cubs.

    Thank you Marte

41. Offense is still making me nervous. But you take the win however it goes down!

42. Cubs gonna cub

43. Grichuk walks off the cubs lmaooo