NHL: The Vancouver Canucks will clinch a playoff berth: If they defeat the Stars in any fashion. OR If they get one point against the Stars AND the Blues lose to the Flames in any fashion. OR If the Wild lose to the Sharks in any fashion AND the Blues lose to the Flames in regulation.

9 comments

1. Let’s win and clinch tonight

2. Just win…

3. Or if one Elias can pat his head while rubbing his belly, and the other Elias can rub his head while patting his belly.

4. The only satisfying way to clinch is by winning

5. If we lose tonight do the stars clinch?

6. STOP. JINXING. IT.

7. I want the Blues and Jets to win tonight, I’d rather have the Blues in the first round over Vegas.

8. OR

9. Lmao the title is funny